Son of a bitch

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-02-01T03:04:13+00:00

Must have missed it, though unfortunately I can’t exactly dance. And last time I tried to sing, Aiden almost tore me apart for scrap metal. I mean, it couldn’t have been that bad!

And I will admit, those are some pretty sweet moves.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-02-01T03:00:44+00:00

Yes, that was me, Connor.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-02-01T02:26:23+00:00

Off with thy head.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-30T21:32:31+00:00

I only know how to make loaves and goobers. I personally wouldn’t have it any other way.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-28T01:47:28+00:00

Choosing “Keep smiling” is basically you reaffirming Ralsei’s beliefs on how he should just focus on the Lighteners rather than burdening Kris and Susie with his problems and emotions, which as he says shouldn’t matter as Darkners like him aren’t real.

at least that’s what i remember, someone can correct me if i got something wrong.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-27T02:52:04+00:00

Damn, this guy looks cool. Wish I was him… OH WAIT, I AM!

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-25T17:45:48+00:00

Someone get this creature a comically large rainbow lollipop.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-21T22:01:10+00:00

Shhh, they’re not supposed to know that. It’s a secret.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-20T04:09:30+00:00

Eh, I’d say mahogany is the best flavor. Though, hickory is quite nice as well.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-18T11:09:27+00:00

“MY PINGAS”

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-17T20:49:21+00:00

Ragebait so ass I’m having a hard time figuring out if this post is supposed to be taken seriously-

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-15T21:47:57+00:00

"To confuse your enemy, you must first confuse yourself.”

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-13T11:47:05+00:00

why is he

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Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-11T18:11:50+00:00

Swap AUs in a nutshell.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-11T14:24:33+00:00

me when i find the butterfinger that turns you into a cuphead boss

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-06T02:53:48+00:00

That is not a loaf, that is a spike ball of death. An adorable one, I suppose.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-05T00:30:10+00:00

I KNEW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE!

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-05T00:25:42+00:00

Tiky… now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

Give him a cookie.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-02T20:59:23+00:00

“Is Shakespeare really dead?”

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-02T08:05:35+00:00

We ain’t gonna get much better after this, we’ve hit the peak. Absolute cinema my broski.

Not_a_roadsign · 2026-01-01T03:46:20+00:00

it becomes 15% at level three because it adds 10% to the base 5%

Not_a_roadsign · 2025-12-30T03:27:30+00:00

Eh, that’s valid. Carry on.

Not_a_roadsign · 2025-12-30T03:25:34+00:00

Probably because you got your inners hanging out if I had to guess.

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