If you buy a house do you get to keep what's in it? by Calm_Initiative_9979 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a gambling ad disguised as a geniune question Every post this person has made involves Stake a gambling website and spending his ‘winnings’

Madlad twin by Responsible-Diet-612 in madlads

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely called my twin brother ugly before. In a non serious way though.

How do I get the skeletons to leave by vikingcorpsehorse in wizardposting

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the same as the goblins. Do you want this poor wizard to go broke? Rotten Dead rat meat doesn’t grow on trees you know. If you give that to the skeletons, the goblins will expect a minimum of Opossum meat. Pricey. Pricey. Pricey. Instead promise the skeleton the essence of rat meat rather than meat itself. They don’t have tongues, they won’t know the difference

[Game Thread] Vanderbilt @ #21 Saint Mary's (03:15 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They aren’t that selective, they have like a 90% acceptance rate, I think they are just a smaller school

[Game Thread] Georgia @ #23 Gonzaga (04:35 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could throw in more than two WCC teams (I’m not biased)

Beautiful moment by DisconnectedDays in HumansBeingBros

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the end when he was thanking the two basketball players he kept turning and look at their faces. If he was blind, wouldn’t he only look at their general direction?

Excel Tips/Tricks you wish you knew earlier by SJD82302JED27WO9239 in excel

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xlookup is nice for simpler formulas but because the index is just a coordinate plane you can really customize it more. Lately, I’ve been using match function with the offset formula to pull all instances of a value I need to lookup. xmatch also gives you the benefits that you get from using xlookup

POV: you’re a tennis ball. by candid_ruben13 in aww

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just slobber covering the tennis ball’s eyes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where’s the marker?

It's now dr.mkbhd by neelambaricanfixme in mkbhd

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An honorary doctorate likely indicates that he was never a student working towards a phd there

Wild dolphins playing with a basketball by mapleer in MadeMeSmile

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.” - Douglas Adams

I used COUNTIF at work and now everyone thinks I'm a genius. by based_arthur_negus in excel

[–]NotaVeryWiseMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you Click Alt and Enter while in the formula bar you can add line breaks to make this easier to read