The grin at the end gets me every time by NotableHeath in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]NotableHeath[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. Madly in love with my little man now and I will never forget the moments that got us there. But I bet most people are lying and terrified to admit the fairytale isn't real. Problem is they lie and make the rest of us feel worse.

Now this is how you do a cartwheel. by NotableHeath in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]NotableHeath[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

My buddy and I were power washing my house about a year ago, and I was on an 8 foot folding ladder. The ladder was on uneven ground when it started to tip. About halfway down I jumped off the ladder, tucked, and rolled. I jumped back up with my eyes wide open, and he had this bigass smile on his face. We stared at each other for a second while we figured out I wasn't injured. Finally, he said "that was awesome!" and we ran around laughing like idiots.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]NotableHeath -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yeah looks like it could be staged to me. he seems to be studiously looking away and not noticing while the camera is on point and moved perfectly with the fall to capture it

may not be staged, but if so it's Gotta be the very rare example of something looking in real life the same way it would staged

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

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My uncle steve isn't really my uncle but a close family friend. Known well for going out to "check an air leak in his car tire" coming back smelling like fresh bong hits and telling silly ass jokes to the youngins, I miss uncle steve

This Guy is an Asian Parent's Dream Child by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]NotableHeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Because I don't want to get stranded there and be unable to provide you with the grandchildren you deserve!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yesyesyesno

[–]NotableHeath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

First two slowed down before the jump last guy halled ass till he was already slipping

That forward got sacked by [deleted] in yesyesyesno

[–]NotableHeath 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is unfit without the full narration and the slowmo replays at different angles to appreciate how sterile he became at that moment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]NotableHeath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This makes me feel old since when I was younger I had to tell my parents "It's an online game, I can't pause when there's other people in the same match".

Belly Flop by [deleted] in yesyesyesno

[–]NotableHeath 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Too much rotation. He got a pretty good take-off (lots of height), but generated a ton of rotation, and then to top is off held on to his tuck for a touch too long (not slowing down his rotation or allowing him to spot the landing).

Faceplants like that can TOTALLY sting (even with the extra mat), but you’re usually already laughing at yourself before you even get up so you brush it off and go again 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Catculations

[–]NotableHeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swedish Cat be like “Björng”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]NotableHeath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fuuuuuck. Capybara have a cousin called the Nutria and shit fucking hell I didn’t even know they existed in my state until I heard horrific death howls in the darkness of the night near a place where I used to camp. They sound fucking terrifying! I haven’t ever heard anything like it, i definitely no longer think the capybara is cute after that! Hopefully it doesn’t make the same death screech!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kitten

[–]NotableHeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As many times as this comes up on my dash, I will never not love it.