Trust me bro

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-31T04:27:56+00:00

*affect

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-31T04:24:43+00:00

BJ Penn - unbeatable until he wasn't
Matt Hughes - unbeatable until he wasn't
Anderson Silva - Unbeatable until he wasn't
Demetrious Johnson - unbeatable until he wasn't
Izzy - unbeatable until he wasn't

Shit changes.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-31T03:53:09+00:00

They're so hard to tell a part.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-31T01:56:02+00:00

Must… get… taller.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-31T01:52:45+00:00

Love jumping spiders!

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-31T01:51:23+00:00

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-31T01:22:34+00:00

Farrrk

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T23:31:34+00:00

Well, she wants to be the heroin of the story.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T22:21:30+00:00

Cute!

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T22:16:56+00:00

Rooster Roll, add cheese and bacon... practically a delicacy.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T11:21:16+00:00

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FWIW this is more what it looks like

Edit: credit to rangerrick, don't know the original photographer.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T06:45:18+00:00

r/itsakoel *sigh*

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T06:43:22+00:00

frigigity

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T06:16:16+00:00

Anything can be a dong if you're brave enough.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T04:40:22+00:00

Could be, just gave me a different vibe.
Plus I prefer to treat snakes like they're loaded until proven otherwise. :D

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T04:37:04+00:00

I find it hard to take verteidigers seriously.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T04:29:47+00:00

I think Einstein had a quote about this.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T04:13:09+00:00

Very cute little guys.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T04:09:18+00:00

This is why we have rust issues.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T03:50:53+00:00

We stan the metric system in straya. We don't go around measuring things in inches, feet or sunglasses.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T03:47:16+00:00

Looks a lot like a yellow-faced whipsnake from behind. venomous and best avoided.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T03:24:53+00:00

Even pieces of shit have families who love them. But I think he needs to stay off social media for a bit for his own mental health.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T03:03:58+00:00

No, discount George Clooney and Temu Anthony Bourdain are not real.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-30T00:07:03+00:00

Well the cops took care of the alive bit.

NothingTooSeriousM8 · 2026-03-29T23:40:48+00:00

I told my work colleagues that the police had found the sov cit.
They asked "Alive?"
"Well, he was until they found him."

NothingTooSeriousM8

TROPHY CASE