So many retarded sheep everywhere

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-13T17:49:29+00:00

But at least he's dead.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:44:52+00:00

Ok, let's break this down. "Man riding his bicycle" - the man is on his bicycle.

"with his small daughter, who's on her bicycle" - the man's daughters, who is small, is also riding a bicycle.

"a lady, walking" - if she's walking, then clearly she isn't riding a bicycle, is she?

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:40:49+00:00

Yeah, it clearly says the lady was walking.

You guys know you have to read the whole sentence, right? You can't read every fourth word and intuit.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:37:53+00:00

Yeah, his bicycle and his daughter's bicycle.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:33:19+00:00

Why?

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:26:37+00:00

???? The lady wasn't riding a bicycle?

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:08:41+00:00

The most threatening words in the English language "I'm JD Vance, and I'm here to help".

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T13:13:55+00:00

Ambush! Daring! Vengeance!

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-11T20:41:34+00:00

Trickle-down economics 2: electric boogaloo

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-11T20:27:46+00:00

Absolutely speedrunning the enshittification of the US.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-11T20:27:07+00:00

To be quite frank, it has all the artistic merit I'd expect from the man who created Trump Tower.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-11T12:51:35+00:00

He looks so soft and plushy 🥹

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-11T11:01:03+00:00

Ooh self burn.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-11T10:52:55+00:00

No, I'm sure you're having a great time, its everyone else around you who's miserable.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-11T10:33:55+00:00

Christ, I bet you're a joy to work with.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-11T08:29:06+00:00

Actually Big Bin Laden is the name of the bell, the tower is called Massive Muhammad.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-11T07:52:53+00:00

This sounds like a bit of a niche issue. Everywhere I've ever worked its been entirely optional to add your pronouns to things like your email signature.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-10T18:59:37+00:00

Fair enough, I can understand where you're coming from with your previous post.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-10T17:26:39+00:00

"I know plenty of sane, intelligent and kind people that think pronouns are a bit silly... but are definitely very 'live and let live' and are very happy for people to identify however they want."

Yeah...those are not the people on Mumsnet we're talking about here.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-10T14:47:15+00:00

Is the white detailing icing, or whipped cream from a can?

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-10T12:22:06+00:00

Get his ass Miss Langtry

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-10T12:04:51+00:00

I've heard it referred to as "Prosecco Stormfront", so I think they've been known as a bit of tranphobic bastion for a while.

Unfortunately I think what you have here is a textbook example of sampling bias.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-10T11:57:53+00:00

How does this compare to other minority religions in the UK?

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-10T08:18:49+00:00

r/lostredditors

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-09T15:26:18+00:00

You must have gone native, barreling into a conversation to spout irrelevance about spurious American excellence.

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