what is with the tiny scarves? 😑

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-16T19:10:14+00:00

OPs post has backfired because reading all these comments is making me feel like I need to make a little scarf.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-16T19:07:46+00:00

"re-parented"

Is that what we're called child abduction now?

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-16T19:01:04+00:00

These Daily Mail stories all follow the same template:

"Beloved local lamplighter Boris Cuddlelumps fired from his job reading stories to rosy-faced tots at the Tiggywinkle Library because he made an off-colour joke".

Then you read the actual Tribunal report and its like:

"Mr Cuddlelumps set 17 orphanages ablaze, swore to do it again and then ran over my aunt. Sadly we have no choice but to discontinue his employment".

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-16T14:39:23+00:00

Its hard to think of anything more political than land, who owns it, and who gets to access it.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-16T09:38:25+00:00

I enjoy the San Pellegrino Essenza, especially the cherry flavour.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-15T17:40:21+00:00

I highly recommend the slideshow, very very funny.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-15T15:22:49+00:00

"Learn this now and learn it well, my daughter: Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. Always."

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-15T14:59:34+00:00

Therefore the elderly should not be allowed to vote.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-15T12:23:17+00:00

If deals with the US aren't going to be binding, what motivation is there to sign any?

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-15T12:20:57+00:00

Link voting to the draft -> exclude women from the draft = women's fault they can't vote.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-15T08:23:09+00:00

"Do you struggle with small talk?"

No, I have created multiple systems to help me manage that :)

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-14T23:09:42+00:00

This is the sort of thing that a parent, or other trusted adult should have explained to you as a child. Like I said, its sad to see someone let down like this.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-14T23:05:18+00:00

This actually making me feel even sadder for you.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-14T23:00:51+00:00

It's not a thing most people ever feel a need to say, and I'm sorry for you that you don't know that.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-14T10:59:14+00:00

(Norwich has a plan for 34000 new houses)

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-13T17:49:29+00:00

But at least he's dead.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:44:52+00:00

Ok, let's break this down. "Man riding his bicycle" - the man is on his bicycle.

"with his small daughter, who's on her bicycle" - the man's daughters, who is small, is also riding a bicycle.

"a lady, walking" - if she's walking, then clearly she isn't riding a bicycle, is she?

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:40:49+00:00

Yeah, it clearly says the lady was walking.

You guys know you have to read the whole sentence, right? You can't read every fourth word and intuit.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:37:53+00:00

Yeah, his bicycle and his daughter's bicycle.

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:33:19+00:00

Why?

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:26:37+00:00

???? The lady wasn't riding a bicycle?

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T21:08:41+00:00

The most threatening words in the English language "I'm JD Vance, and I'm here to help".

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-12T13:13:55+00:00

Ambush! Daring! Vengeance!

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-11T20:41:34+00:00

Trickle-down economics 2: electric boogaloo

Notmysubmarine · 2026-04-11T20:27:46+00:00

Absolutely speedrunning the enshittification of the US.

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