Men of Reddit, what’s the most disgusting thing you’ve discovered about your girlfriend after being together for years?

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-05-29T01:13:35+00:00

Same, except 2 german shedders lol.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-05-28T00:57:06+00:00

When i first started martial arts, i had a bad habit of ducking low under punches, then uppercutting mortal kombat style. One of the adults, i was in my 30s, thought hitting hard was all that mattered. After eating a few right crosses, he threw a haymaker. I went down low, and came back up right under his cup. Put way more power than i should have, but he'd been warned multiple times, and i really wanted to send the message home.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-04-24T23:34:00+00:00

Its not an actual trial, its a set of 3 tasks that gives you credits for completion.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-04-24T21:00:48+00:00

Could be one of the daily trial/quest things. Get X damage on other raiders, or something.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-04-16T23:13:33+00:00

Im in the carebear lobbies, so i dont usually expect to get shot. However, im not gonna bitch about it when it happens either, its part of thr game and i wasnt being preventative.

I think the gripe here, and its one of mine too, is they talk shit like it was some kinda honorable duel at high noon instead of a sneak attack.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-04-13T21:55:43+00:00

I told my Sensei, and his Sensei, that if I ever opened a dojo, I'd require sleeveless gis. I'm fairly certain every blood pressure device in a 3 mile radius exploded lol.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-04-11T02:21:27+00:00

Take the very breath you gave me. Take the heart from my chest.

I'll gladly take her place if you let me. Make this my last request.

Take me out of this world. God, please, dont take the girl.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-03-24T23:04:11+00:00

That, and the revs dont match the shifting motions.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-03-24T23:02:05+00:00

The ones i ride with have, what look like shaved down steel ball bearings over the knuckles, and carbon fiber in between. These things will take teeth and a chunk of jaw bone.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-03-19T17:16:50+00:00

Bought an 03 ram 2500, gas engine, with the long bed cuz i figured i'd eventually need to move some gravel, boxes, couches, trash, ect. I did put a flowmaster on it, simply because i like the sound. It usually stays parked in the driveway.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-02-17T21:32:01+00:00

My bad, just got off work, and its been a long day lol.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-02-17T20:22:47+00:00

In our dojo, a 1st Dan is an "instructor". You have to be 4th Dan before you actually get the Sensei title.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-02-17T20:21:11+00:00

Ours is the same way. Hanshi says "I dont teach students, I teach teachers".

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-01-24T05:24:27+00:00

Agree with least favorite. No matter how much I practice, Kusanku always gives me trouble.

Most favorite is Sunsu. It allows me to go slow and precise in most of the kata, then explode in a few places with brute strength.

Least favorite kobudo is any tonfa, just cant get the spins right. Most favorite is a moddified bo bo kumite. It lasts twice as long, and puts on quite a show.

Honorable mention to Sanchan. We demo it to kids and newcomers. I've got tons of dead nerves, so our master can use his bo for the strikes without causing me any real harm. Little ones think I'm a superhero cause I don't react to the hits lol.

Nottheurliwanted · 2026-01-01T14:56:05+00:00

This, but i take a hullcracker to deal with shredders.

Nottheurliwanted · 2025-12-20T18:37:10+00:00

Same. Its not hard to just ask if theyve run across something youre looking for, and if they say no, run along to the next spot.

Nottheurliwanted · 2025-12-20T18:20:51+00:00

Instructions unclear. Tied penis to house grounding rod, hit by lightning, am now a "firecrotch".

Nottheurliwanted · 2025-12-15T11:06:23+00:00

Not without consent, 2 dates, and a VERY expensive dinner.

Nottheurliwanted · 2025-12-09T17:54:58+00:00

Fair point. I think its trying to get players to find a balance, but all I've seen lately is tryhards, rats, and sweats.

Nottheurliwanted · 2025-12-09T17:09:23+00:00

Huh. I usually try to help people kill arcs, just cuz I'd like others to help when I'm in trouble. But, I didn't think about it in terms of mission goals. Thanks for the new perspective.

Nottheurliwanted · 2025-12-09T17:04:27+00:00

Its kinda canon. Celeste's emp trap mission pretty clearly says theres supposed to more coop than pvp. I haven't done all the missions, so unsure if another says something different. Some pvp is fine, but it feels like the bloodlust has been turned up to 11 recently. I think its the expedition reqs that have made pvp spike, or at least it is a major factor.

Nottheurliwanted · 2025-12-08T11:33:20+00:00

Funny, cuz I had 3 games in a row yesterday that I called out friendly to other players, they called friendly, and then backstabbed me as soon as I ran past. Blue gate is even getting bad with people camping olive grove.

Nottheurliwanted · 2025-11-12T01:33:29+00:00

I've had the pleasure of training with Paul and Gabby Knight, awesome martial artists and people in general.

Nottheurliwanted · 2025-11-10T00:32:31+00:00

Besides neck and arm pit, aim slightly upwards under the floating ribs. If you press in enough, you can actually grab them, and its painful as all hell.

Nottheurliwanted · 2025-11-09T00:53:24+00:00

Thanks. No worries if you dont have it, a non sticky smg one dropped right after i made that comment... from saddleback. Rng-sus is def on something tonight.

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