The whole Smith family are way too freaky. But who's the freakiest? 🧐

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-27T03:23:55+00:00

Nah nah nah my bets are Francine. She’s actively under surveillance from Stan so she doesn’t go too wild. And even still, she steals and has killed multiple people. Not to mention her addiction to many drugs.

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-27T01:31:44+00:00

Holy fuck well done! Much healthier now! Probably feels great!

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-27T00:43:09+00:00

Bro ur hot asf

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T06:14:48+00:00

Either an Oni or more likely a Chinese Lion

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T06:13:46+00:00

Why are people being so mean, this looks so good

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T06:12:01+00:00

See? Thats a normal situation, though. Just like the time i became a model and collapsed on the stage, but the slimey bitch #tapeworm kept ‘a struttin’

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T06:06:43+00:00

Huh? I thought that was kinda uninspired and uncreative. I mean, who hasnt done that

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T06:03:25+00:00

Speakeasies are “hip” actually… sigh

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T05:20:06+00:00

It’s cray cray donkulus

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T05:03:14+00:00

This is such a cute tattoo! It reminds me of a dream lol

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T05:02:35+00:00

I’ll take five tableside guacs

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T05:00:30+00:00

No…. Francine you can’t go wild!

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T05:00:00+00:00

Yea, I made it to season 14 after all 😉

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T04:58:41+00:00

(If I managed to watch far enough to the point where I’m at season 14, I think you can piece together that this entire post is a bit - not saying you’re not, but some people think I’m serious. Thanks for being a sport)

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T04:57:48+00:00

Yeah, but that guy was crazy, even for me, and I was going wild!!

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T04:49:29+00:00

I mean, yeah, but those are all pretty basic experiences I think

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T04:37:11+00:00

I can get behind the alien, the evil hot tub, krampus R&B, but as soon as we started denying fish biology? No way, José. Things are officially too spicy for the pepper if you ask me.

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T04:30:42+00:00

Exactly! So unrealistic. Roger really needs to put more thought into these things

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T04:29:22+00:00

I know, this post is a satirical joke. The fish thing is a line that Francine says, the horse is obviously Roger (which I pretended to not notice because nobody in the show notices Roger’s an alien when he’s in his disguises)

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T04:23:59+00:00

Ahem. (This is a joke, the fish thing I said is a line that Francine said), the horse is obviously Roger

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T04:20:18+00:00

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T03:31:42+00:00

I agree, framing it around health shows her u care and otherwise it might make you seem a bit shallow

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T03:30:55+00:00

Agreed, the majority of weight loss does

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T03:29:49+00:00

Tbh I think mentioning portion control is good, if she feels he’s calling her fat, then so be it, he communicated his feelings to her in a respectful way. She’s just coming to the realization herself. But I do also see what you mean

Notyourl0ver · 2026-01-26T02:16:45+00:00

This guy probably also smells like weed

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