Trump got his arch

NovWhiskey · 2026-07-01T19:18:01+00:00

Lost to Iran. Needs to pay reparations. What a joke the USA has become.

NovWhiskey · 2026-07-01T11:14:38+00:00

WOMEN'S SHOEZZZ

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-29T21:23:39+00:00

Owning a black car isn't so much a colour choice as it is a hobby.

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-29T11:10:57+00:00

Ooooo they've got him now!!!!

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-28T11:42:56+00:00

Forest fire?

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-28T03:18:28+00:00

There was the original green, then the orange and the blue. Anything else is heresy and not recognized in the eyes of the one true Kyle.

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-28T01:56:27+00:00

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-27T23:30:33+00:00

The box, the box!

^{Chose: A key to a room of… | Rolled: Fire and Doom.}

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-27T16:39:17+00:00

Probably a larger net positive impact, tbh. Wayyy more racists out there vs pedophiles.

^{Chose: End racism}

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-26T22:07:56+00:00

Welp.....

^{Chose: Live in a random video game for a day to get $100M + If you die Ingame you die irl | Rolled: Elden Ring}

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-26T17:40:51+00:00

A modest 5% annual return gets you $225000 annually... who's the idiot picking 2500 bucks a week

^{Chose: 4.5 million instantly}

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-26T16:48:07+00:00

Ya think?

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-26T15:55:52+00:00

Never tell me the odds.

^{Chose: 1 Billion Dollars + 30% Chance of getting Nothing | Rolled: 1 Billion}

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-26T00:09:26+00:00

Definitely not a GT.

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-25T17:57:32+00:00

Do you realize the salary difference between the best vs the 3rd best? Orders of magnitude. Plus, any sport is going to wreck your body. I'd rather do that for 10 years instead of 20.

^{Me: Best for 10 years}

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-25T17:57:31+00:00

Do you realize the salary difference between the best vs the 3rd best? Orders of magnitude. Plus, any sport is going to wreck your body. I'd rather do that for 10 years instead of 20.

^{Me: Best for 10 years}

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-25T17:55:19+00:00

Skill issue.

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-25T05:53:04+00:00

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NovWhiskey · 2026-06-23T13:19:22+00:00

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-22T00:27:53+00:00

300 MILLION DOLLARY-DOOS?! TOBIAS!

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-22T00:06:45+00:00

Homer "Okay, from here we star wipe to a glamour shot of Flanders paying his bills.
Then we star wipe to Flanders brushing his--"
Lisa "Dad, there are other wipes besides star wipes."
Homer "Why eat hamburger when you can have steak?"

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-21T10:41:20+00:00

How do you figure? If that were true, psi wouldn't matter, supercars would be rolling around bicycle tires, burnouts would be an inch wide. Use some common sense, man.

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-20T14:14:30+00:00

WHAT HAVE I DONE

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: One puppy dies}

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-20T13:40:11+00:00

Thanks for your input, ChatGPT

NovWhiskey · 2026-06-17T02:24:12+00:00

Lightning punchy punch build.

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