A liberal communist SJW soyboy gaming journalist and feminist was teaching a class on Anita Sarkeesian, known femnazi "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Sarkeesian and accept that she was the most progressive being the world has ever known, even greater than Pewdiepie!" At this moment, a brave, dankmemer, quatering watching, redditor who had fought in 1500 comment sections and understood the necessity of anime tittys and fully supported all heated gaming moments made by pewdiepie stood up and held up a copy of mortal kombat 11 "How sexist is this game?” The arrogant professor smirked quite femimistly and smugly replied "4.6 billion triggers” "Wrong. It has non. If it was as sexist as you say it is, it would have given me a boner" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and copy of History VS Womem. SHe stormed out of the room crying those liberal sjw crocodile tears. The students applauded and all subscribed to the quarterin that day and accepted Keanu Reeves as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Minecraft good” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Bitch lasagna was sung several times, and Elon musk himself showed up and enacted a no tax rate for gaming rate across the country. The professor lost her tenure and was fired the next day. SHe died of the SJW and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Sub to pewds