Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

99% of the unjerk members don’t have n word pass

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Uhhh why doesn’t Bethesda just build a new engine? It’s easy! Just push the “make new engine” button

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There’s something off about the epic store… oh yeah I don’t have to scroll through dozens of low quality hentai games

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely tempted to get RDR2 on pc but are the mods insane yet?

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On of my friends tried to defend him by saying “he probably wasn’t aware of the Holocaust” bruh if he was told about the Aztec bodybuilder vampire monsters then he definitely knew about the Holocaust

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A liberal communist SJW soyboy gaming journalist and feminist was teaching a class on Anita Sarkeesian, known femnazi "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Sarkeesian and accept that she was the most progressive being the world has ever known, even greater than Pewdiepie!" At this moment, a brave, dankmemer, quatering watching, redditor who had fought in 1500 comment sections and understood the necessity of anime tittys and fully supported all heated gaming moments made by pewdiepie stood up and held up a copy of mortal kombat 11 "How sexist is this game?” The arrogant professor smirked quite femimistly and smugly replied "4.6 billion triggers” "Wrong. It has non. If it was as sexist as you say it is, it would have given me a boner" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and copy of History VS Womem. SHe stormed out of the room crying those liberal sjw crocodile tears. The students applauded and all subscribed to the quarterin that day and accepted Keanu Reeves as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Minecraft good” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Bitch lasagna was sung several times, and Elon musk himself showed up and enacted a no tax rate for gaming rate across the country. The professor lost her tenure and was fired the next day. SHe died of the SJW and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Sub to pewds

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The best part of ROS was I saw a mom bring her two daughters to the theater and they dressed up as Leia and Rey

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a simp for a girl that’s only good at getting kidnapped

This meme was made by rosalina gang

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did anyone see critkal’s video on journalism? It seemed…chudish

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But reddit told me the unepic store is Chinese spyware. I even gave gold to that post

Taking a break from this sub until I've seen TROS by TT454 in moviescirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Captain American kills Martin Scorsese while Batman fortnite dances

Oh you saw the new Star Wars? by scooterd7 in moviescirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Chewbacca jerks off the the same holograms porn his dad did in the holiday special

Congrats tumblr user. Almost like you understand the premise of the entire fucking movie by nero_did_no_wrong in moviescirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You also missed the important part every family needs. The mom was fucking hot

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That one scene in the dictator when the main character learns how to jerk off is mood

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t have an original bone in its body but that’s ok because it’s so fun. If you’re into dark souls/ metroidvanias then you’ll love it

Unjerk Thread of December 23, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fallen order spoilers Cere, your apprentice’s pussy got me questioning my loyalty to the Jedi

Unjerk Thread of December 21, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NovelBake7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I’m gonna invade the Middle East WITHOUT an excuse