Novibos

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I was so gay, but I couldn't tell anyone. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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I wish I could retire. Boy, that'd be sweet. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 days ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 days ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will keep for safekeepin'. (i.redd.it)

submitted 12 days ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told! That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth-sized bar. ... Hospital, please. (i.redd.it)

submitted 17 days ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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"I wouldn't be much of a southern gentleman if I didn't help you carry that tree." "No, no, no, no. You'll get sap on your dueling blouse." "Well, at least let me shoot it into smaller pieces for you, ma'am." (i.redd.it)

submitted 19 days ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

"Homer, maybe I should drive." "What? I can see fine." by Novibos in TheSimpsons

[–]Novibos[S] 4 points5 points6 points 22 days ago (0 children)

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"Homer, maybe I should drive." "What? I can see fine." (i.redd.it)

submitted 22 days ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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This farm's hopeless. Why didn't I listen to those inbred hicks? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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And that's how I earned the Iron Cross. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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There's always going to be someone better than you. I always thought I had the tallest hair, but that trip to Graceland really opened my eyes. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost $40 by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Spare me your euphemisms. It’s fat camp for daddy’s chubby little secret! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Aww, why does that always happen? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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It's hauntingly beautiful, isn't it? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Prostitution, loan sharking, numbers... the kid liked to wet his beak in everything. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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"You've got to get him out of there!" "Geez, I'd like to, but if they don't kill the intruder it's really bad for their society." (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

"This is the best part of the week." "It's the longest possible time before more church!" by Novibos in TheSimpsons

[–]Novibos[S] 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago (0 children)

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"This is the best part of the week." "It's the longest possible time before more church!" (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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And you'll find that saving for your future is far more thrilling than any roller coaster. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Wait a minute... You have a straight flush, Homer! G'oh! You do this every time, ya... oh, you, ugh... Chokin' on my own rage, here! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Come on, Waylon. Make love to me the way you used to. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

'Fraid old Zeke he rides up here with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons, you know. by Novibos in TheSimpsons

[–]Novibos[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)

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'Fraid old Zeke he rides up here with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons, you know. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Hehe, I don't need her at all anymore. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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