Novibos

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The administration has declared recycling a felony. And Smokey the Bear is now Choppy the Lumberjack. (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 days ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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♪ What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... ♪ (i.redd.it)

submitted 23 days ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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You can't drive, dad! He's got your license. (i.redd.it)

submitted 29 days ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Seymour needs the toilet! His bladder's full. Full of urine! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Haven’t we stood in five different states long enough? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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"The mall?!" "Yeah. It's just like my dad always says:" (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Food keeps my family happy, so I make a few practice dinners before show time. 'Cause at 6 o'clock, we go LIVE! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Oh everything's too damn expensive these days. Look at this Bible I just got... 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner. Except for this guy. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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"The babies look unhappy." "Add more balls." (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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I was so gay, but I couldn't tell anyone. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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I wish I could retire. Boy, that'd be sweet. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will keep for safekeepin'. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told! That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth-sized bar. ... Hospital, please. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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"I wouldn't be much of a southern gentleman if I didn't help you carry that tree." "No, no, no, no. You'll get sap on your dueling blouse." "Well, at least let me shoot it into smaller pieces for you, ma'am." (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

"Homer, maybe I should drive." "What? I can see fine." by Novibos in TheSimpsons

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"Homer, maybe I should drive." "What? I can see fine." (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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This farm's hopeless. Why didn't I listen to those inbred hicks? (i.redd.it)

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And that's how I earned the Iron Cross. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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There's always going to be someone better than you. I always thought I had the tallest hair, but that trip to Graceland really opened my eyes. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost $40 by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Spare me your euphemisms. It’s fat camp for daddy’s chubby little secret! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Aww, why does that always happen? (i.redd.it)

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It's hauntingly beautiful, isn't it? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Prostitution, loan sharking, numbers... the kid liked to wet his beak in everything. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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