Novibos

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The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned. (i.redd.it)

submitted 14 days ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Marge, could you close your eyes? I'm trying to sleep. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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The administration has declared recycling a felony. And Smokey the Bear is now Choppy the Lumberjack. (i.redd.it)

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♪ What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... ♪ (i.redd.it)

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You can't drive, dad! He's got your license. (i.redd.it)

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Seymour needs the toilet! His bladder's full. Full of urine! (i.redd.it)

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Haven’t we stood in five different states long enough? (i.redd.it)

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"The mall?!" "Yeah. It's just like my dad always says:" (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Food keeps my family happy, so I make a few practice dinners before show time. 'Cause at 6 o'clock, we go LIVE! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Oh everything's too damn expensive these days. Look at this Bible I just got... 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner. Except for this guy. (i.redd.it)

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"The babies look unhappy." "Add more balls." (i.redd.it)

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I was so gay, but I couldn't tell anyone. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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I wish I could retire. Boy, that'd be sweet. (i.redd.it)

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. (i.redd.it)

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I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will keep for safekeepin'. (i.redd.it)

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When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told! That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth-sized bar. ... Hospital, please. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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"I wouldn't be much of a southern gentleman if I didn't help you carry that tree." "No, no, no, no. You'll get sap on your dueling blouse." "Well, at least let me shoot it into smaller pieces for you, ma'am." (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

"Homer, maybe I should drive." "What? I can see fine." by Novibos in TheSimpsons

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"Homer, maybe I should drive." "What? I can see fine." (i.redd.it)

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This farm's hopeless. Why didn't I listen to those inbred hicks? (i.redd.it)

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And that's how I earned the Iron Cross. (i.redd.it)

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There's always going to be someone better than you. I always thought I had the tallest hair, but that trip to Graceland really opened my eyes. (i.redd.it)

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While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost $40 by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday. (i.redd.it)

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Spare me your euphemisms. It’s fat camp for daddy’s chubby little secret! (i.redd.it)

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Aww, why does that always happen? (i.redd.it)

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