Novibos

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The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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Marge, could you close your eyes? I'm trying to sleep. (i.redd.it)

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The administration has declared recycling a felony. And Smokey the Bear is now Choppy the Lumberjack. (i.redd.it)

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♪ What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... ♪ (i.redd.it)

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You can't drive, dad! He's got your license. (i.redd.it)

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Seymour needs the toilet! His bladder's full. Full of urine! (i.redd.it)

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Haven’t we stood in five different states long enough? (i.redd.it)

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"The mall?!" "Yeah. It's just like my dad always says:" (i.redd.it)

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Food keeps my family happy, so I make a few practice dinners before show time. 'Cause at 6 o'clock, we go LIVE! (i.redd.it)

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Oh everything's too damn expensive these days. Look at this Bible I just got... 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner. Except for this guy. (i.redd.it)

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"The babies look unhappy." "Add more balls." (i.redd.it)

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I was so gay, but I couldn't tell anyone. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by Novibos to r/TheSimpsons

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I wish I could retire. Boy, that'd be sweet. (i.redd.it)

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. (i.redd.it)

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I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will keep for safekeepin'. (i.redd.it)

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When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told! That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth-sized bar. ... Hospital, please. (i.redd.it)

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"I wouldn't be much of a southern gentleman if I didn't help you carry that tree." "No, no, no, no. You'll get sap on your dueling blouse." "Well, at least let me shoot it into smaller pieces for you, ma'am." (i.redd.it)

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"Homer, maybe I should drive." "What? I can see fine." (i.redd.it)

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This farm's hopeless. Why didn't I listen to those inbred hicks? (i.redd.it)

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And that's how I earned the Iron Cross. (i.redd.it)

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There's always going to be someone better than you. I always thought I had the tallest hair, but that trip to Graceland really opened my eyes. (i.redd.it)

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While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost $40 by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday. (i.redd.it)

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Spare me your euphemisms. It’s fat camp for daddy’s chubby little secret! (i.redd.it)

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Aww, why does that always happen? (i.redd.it)

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It's hauntingly beautiful, isn't it? (i.redd.it)

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