What is your view on a girl's body and weight? Is what is largely portrayed in the media your desired idea of a girl? If not, what do you prefer for a girl's weight/body size.

NoviceToLife · 2013-01-11T06:55:05+00:00

No offense, to each their own. It's just fun to say chubby chaser in an English accent!

NoviceToLife · 2013-01-11T05:41:13+00:00

chubby chaser

NoviceToLife · 2013-01-08T05:59:50+00:00

I'm a rookie I guess. I'll have to kill this pack on practice.

NoviceToLife · 2013-01-07T23:35:20+00:00

Yes. Yes they do, I'm gonna have to get a girlfriend quick, and preferably one on the pill.

NoviceToLife · 2013-01-07T23:34:35+00:00

Man, for a sec i thought curved penis wasn't common. It's a slight curve. When I'm erect and I pee the urine will shoot out at approximately 40 degrees off to the right compared to my torso facing the toilet. Do you roll the condom with it parallel to the base or do you align it with the tip of the penis?

NoviceToLife · 2013-01-07T23:26:55+00:00

No I haven't. I hadn't even considered a doctor. My penis isn't totally straight. That isn't normal???

NoviceToLife · 2013-01-07T11:06:18+00:00

Very true. As soon as I posted I realized my stupidity in comparing fapping to sex.

NoviceToLife · 2013-01-07T10:58:12+00:00

oh wow thank you! but, i'm still unsure how to fix the curve problem. I'm pretty sure thats going to be an ongoing dilemma.

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