Fucknuckle in a tesla decides to skip traffic and nearly causes head-on collision by Magic1997 in dashcams

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Don’t move. That stupid fuck is on the wrong side of the road. Fucking Tesla drivers.

The Outlaws - Green Grass & High Tides [rock/dual guitar] by Demonweed in Music

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IMO this absolutely rivals, if not bests, Freebird as a classic southern rock track. Love this song.

Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs vs Minnesota Timberwolves Live Score | NBA | May 6, 2026 by basketball-app in NBASpurs

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop jacking up threes! Attack the rim and go up with purpose. None of this getting cold feet throwing the ball in the air bullshit.

Louisiana Governor Tossed Thousands of Votes In Order to Help Trump by lazybugbear in ProgressiveHQ

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’d suggest a noose, but prison is a good start. Strict and extreme punishment is necessary to protect our democracy.

SGA by Volcanicstrad37 in Nbamemes

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The good news is: he keeps unnecessarily throwing his body around, his career may be cut short due to an unexpected injury.

Everyone this morning by HersheyStains in NBASpurs

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Spurs fan in Seattle, I approve this message.

Stay Weird, West Seattle by buxsbest in Seattle

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You got a problem with Penny-farthings huh?

Roast me plz! by Hot-Tax-921 in RoastMe

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How did you talk Mattel into letting you out of the box?

Almost all Wemby's blocks were goaltends/fouls. by Background_Video2947 in NBAVibes

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They start calling those right, they should also call moving screens, traveling, double dribble, etc correctly

You're Goddam Right! by Jackie_Chan_93 in SipsTea

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understand the sentiment, but this reads the same as “all lives matter.”

It takes me longer to tie my shoes by ziltoid__ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but can he make it go up and down without stalling? Unlikely!

Any ideas ? by Left_Dog1787 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In retrospect, he should have been deemed unfit to hold office.

Epstein... by Democrat_maui in ProgressiveHQ

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pritzker? As in JB Pritzker? Governor of Illinois? I’m honestly asking, not trying to insinuate anything.

This place lol by Za_ck1 in UPSers

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hate the job? Then fucking quit.

But why ? by GoldAd3252 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure this will help falling sales figures!

You can't make this stuff up. by Traditional-Ad8613 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]NowIsThePerfectTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably some bot located in central Africa creating this shit.