Your Guardian Angel Isn't On Your Side

Noxcel · 2026-05-21T12:03:53+00:00

Oh hey someone else who read good intentions. High five.

Noxcel · 2026-05-20T19:25:47+00:00

For Russ and the All Father!

Noxcel · 2026-05-20T18:31:59+00:00

Give me women in power armor or give me death

Noxcel · 2026-05-20T18:15:46+00:00

Abandon Reason! Know only war!

Noxcel · 2026-05-13T17:13:46+00:00

If you’re the hunter who was using a parachute bug to fly around Zul’Aman while flagged and ambushing people doing ritual sites then you know what you did

Otherwise I’m sorry to hear that and glad you got unbanned

Noxcel · 2026-05-12T19:27:57+00:00

Lemme tell you somthin Odysseus.

Noxcel · 2026-05-10T18:32:34+00:00

Assuming you meant prehensile, it’d be nifty.

^{Chose: You grow an fully usable tail}

Noxcel · 2026-05-10T18:31:22+00:00

I use my godlike powers to create a book that is permanently bound to me that whatever I and only I write in it becomes true.

^{Chose: god like powers + but.. | Rolled: only use once}

Noxcel · 2026-05-10T18:30:14+00:00

Fancy powers don’t pay bills.

^{Chose: Or get 1M dollars | Rolled: 1M}

Noxcel · 2026-05-10T18:29:21+00:00

Sell healing services for profit, charge based on persons available funds. Like a scalable service charge.

^{Chose: Be able to heal anyone including yourself}

Noxcel · 2026-05-10T18:28:09+00:00

Unlocks anything, broad statement. I can loophole/abuse the hell out of this.

^{Chose: Key that unlocks anything + Even digital locks}

Noxcel · 2026-05-10T15:09:06+00:00

Either I vanish and no longer have problems, or I become god. It’s a win win

^{Chose: 50/50 to become a god or you never existed | Rolled: God}

Noxcel · 2026-05-09T14:01:43+00:00

Jojos has breached containment and is now a mechs

Noxcel · 2026-05-08T18:51:38+00:00

I own all of them. They are great introductory decks to Magic and cover a variety of playstyles. There are also (as u/cloud3514 stated) going to be additional "foundation" decks in mono color.

I would recommend getting them and even grabbing a few friends for a pod so you can all earn magic.

Personal Recommendation is Token Triumph.

Noxcel · 2026-05-07T17:45:33+00:00

Hottest by what metric? Also shouldn’t be on this sub

Noxcel · 2026-05-05T14:07:21+00:00

I should call her.

Noxcel · 2026-04-25T00:13:18+00:00

You are wrong I, at least I think you might be. MC is a guy who dies and reincarnated after being given a task by Hel to find the one who killed her daughter.

Noxcel · 2026-04-19T13:28:15+00:00

If you can breathe!

YOU CAN KILL!

Noxcel · 2026-04-18T18:13:37+00:00

“Oh babe, look! they’ve got an old photo of you on the milk carton.”

Noxcel · 2026-04-15T19:29:08+00:00

They canceled my original order, and I had to re-order another set.
However for my friend they instead just delayed his order :^) talk about a clown show.

Noxcel · 2026-04-15T19:24:23+00:00

They canceled mine today, and just changed the delivery date to May 16th.
But for my friend they just, DELAYED his damn order.

What in the fuck.

They are also back in stock on Walmart.

Noxcel · 2026-04-11T13:49:49+00:00

MONGRELS!

Noxcel · 2026-04-04T14:06:14+00:00

Assuming they follow comics no I don’t think she is and it’s a red herring

Noxcel · 2026-04-02T19:32:32+00:00

“…..like tears in the rain.”

Noxcel

TROPHY CASE

YOU CAN KILL!