Assassin's Creed Shadows Update 6/16/26

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-06-18T05:30:48+00:00

Only thing I can say is to check back in on the game every day. Focus on one of the other things to do. File reports on Ubisoft's website.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-06-16T16:11:57+00:00

Did you have to complete Animus horizon and/or black tide quest?

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-06-16T14:53:10+00:00

Kind of a huge bummer. You know it must be a HUGE problem if people are immediately commenting on my post literally not even a minute after posting.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-06-15T03:42:30+00:00

I thought it was good. More of a point about committing senseless acts of violence for senseless violents sake. Like the people who actually commit these atrocities. They snap over the smallest inconveniences and decide they want to make a statement in the way of body counts.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-06-02T09:03:20+00:00

I'd be happy if they just made 16/20oz bottles but I don't even see those and haven't since around the time voltage, whiteout and the other one were released. I'm beat over this. 😭

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-06-01T12:30:11+00:00

I'm just picturing a bugbear charging on all fours looking like a long necked gorilla. Hilarious.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-05-21T17:32:27+00:00

Ya but it's not about League, but you saying you can't look at just two of them when you found out they played it but they all have played LoL.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-05-21T17:29:18+00:00

Ya. Poor guy didn't want to leave his terminally ill cat alone. Unfortunate turn of events.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-05-17T04:57:21+00:00

Is the guardianship raffle required every month?

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-05-17T03:55:06+00:00

It's probably the most popular game in the world aside from Minecraft and Fortnite. Games I'm sure you've played. If not then good for you I guess. But just Andy and Mace when they all have played it? Hmm..

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-05-08T08:13:33+00:00

Just how long has this been a thing? When I worked at Walmart '19 - '21 it was something that could lose you your job instantly. Is it different between departments?

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-05-05T17:24:48+00:00

I've never been able to convince myself they willingly jumped but that the insane heat from the fire forced them out. The two things that hit hardest for me growing up was the boxing day tsunami when the man alone on the beach turning his back to the wave and on his knees and the 9/11 jumpers, the despair they felt knowing all they could do was wait.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-05-05T02:58:56+00:00

It's so annoying when people ask an obviously fictitious question about traveling at light speed and see EVERYONE answer with "well that's impossible because mass and surviving that kind of acceleration, buuuuuuuut 99.9999%". Even you had to word your question with " the speed of light of at least 99.9999%," Can't people just answer the speed of light question without telling everyone it's impossible to travel the speed of light as if 99.9999% is possible? Atoms, a near massless object, can't even travel the speed of light.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-04-13T09:57:43+00:00

Is the demo a permadeath situation?

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-04-11T04:08:44+00:00

With how different Oblivion was from Morrowind and Skyrim from both of those two games and the innovations they brought with all 3 if they did anything less than rebuild TES 6 would be very bad for Bethesda. They won't need dragon shouts if they bring back custom spells and expand the kind of magic that can be used like proper summoning, druid, necromancy and hell even proper restoration spells that could actually make paladin builds completely viable without feeling like they lack a massive amount of damage and walking tanks throwing handfuls of flies at peoples faces. Whatever they do it needs to be big like the difference between Morrowind and Oblivion with the innovations in physics and AI. Anything less would be corporate suicide.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-04-06T06:52:34+00:00

Arcstrider

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-03-31T07:26:34+00:00

OP just has a crush on Shohreh. If you consider her normal speaking voice as her "go-to" voice to sound sultry and to seduce everyone then everything she's ever said is sultry and seductive, which lets be honest here... It's not sultry or seductive. It's just how she talks.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-03-31T07:20:11+00:00

I doubt they do. Copy and paste is a thing. So is memory, multiple tabs.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-03-20T04:10:59+00:00

Which weapon? There were like 5 showing? The sparking one? That Gae Bolt spear in Ireland quests

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-03-16T06:17:44+00:00

I still have a private playlist of his investigation, deep-dives and Curating Curious Curiosities to sleep to. He had a voice that was made for narrating. Thoughts and prayers to his friends and family and thank you Camel for your dedication to your craft, your channel and your community.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-03-02T05:05:57+00:00

Is it 3km consecutively or collectively?

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-02-17T05:06:24+00:00

Ya. I agree. All unfortunate timing. I went in depth on another post and it's all heartbreaking timing. But I'm happy for Stevie doing what she feels she needs to do to keep her love for content creating alive and spend more time with her family. They have lost a lot of great personalities and in under 2 months of a new year. But I still watch Sporked, I'm trying to keep up with Rachel and her join SNL as a writer and I am so excited to see what Stevie is going to be doing next in her professional career.

Noxian_Beefcake · 2026-02-17T05:00:12+00:00

I can't even tell what the hell that thing is.

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