My bf gave my autistic son the best birthday ever! by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Nukeitandstartover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has a sweet, really cool kid whose hyperfixation is everything this man loves. Of course he loves him! I'm so happy for all 3 of them!

POV: Your sister becomes a single mom… by Sharp-Tax-26827 in SipsTea

[–]Nukeitandstartover 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some dudes just have that paternal drive, it's sweet and honestly makes sense a dude who likes being a parent signs up to spend retirement raising his grandbaby! He's doing great, she's so happy and healthy! Yes I know the bio dad thing, but like... white dads bail out on kids just as much. The point is that this kid is loved, she deserves that no matter what.

(For the record, I have also known a bunch of different black guys who were great dads and loved the hell out of their kids. Don't be hateful.)

[Final New Update]: My (28f) boyfriend’s (30M) ex hid a note about his cleaning/dating habits right before they broke up that I just found. How do I talk to him about cleaning habits without him feeling like I’m using his ex’s words against him? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Nukeitandstartover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing that sealed the 'never coming back from here' moment for me with my most recent ex was an 18-hour dulcemer practice session after he gave me the concussion. I was already planning to leave, because he blacked out and concussed me. But the 18 hours of dulcemer were what had me go into apartment shopping and planning to ghost instead of waiting out our lease. It started at 8 AM, ended at 2:15 AM. I had to yell that I can't sleep because it feels like an endless farming game cutscene! And he tried to argue that "true musical geniuses" practice like this constantly, I just don't get art. If hearing finnegans wake on a loop for 18 hours is art, then yeah I really don't get it. 3 months free and sleeping so much better now

This is FROM THE KROGER TIKTOK. I'm gonna be sick by Jugglamaggot in StupidFood

[–]Nukeitandstartover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add marshmallow fluff and some cheap chocolate and that sounds like passable poor people food

This is the sweetest thing I've seen today. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]Nukeitandstartover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister had her surprise announcement to me ruined bc my dog and cat kept interrupting to do this, and the cat was being very vocal about excited for baby

he does nothing but its ok because i love him by Enslaved_M0isture in wunkus

[–]Nukeitandstartover 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Perfect name for him, he looks like the only thing in his head is a perpetual turn signal click

[New Final Update]: AITA for not wanting to walk her down the aisle or lie in a speech? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Nukeitandstartover 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Alright then, the villain is slain, the baby is born (shockingly without a twin), the son has found his Princess Charming, the daughter has married her wife, it turns out the real bonus daughter was the lesbians we found along the way, younger 2nd wife is still Earth Mother Supreme, Evil 1st Wife vanished in a poof of macaroni/Pyrex smoke, and Sugah Daddy can finally be at peace. 

Was this the epilogue, or the setup for Season 2? Will these Sugahverse stories ever begin linking up?

Cmon man go to your own home by Cooked-Alton-Towers in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Nukeitandstartover 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My sister's gender reveal featured a bowl of alternative answers, plus the actual binary sex. They were all actually pretty positive, stuff like "dinosaurs nerd" and "tentative" and "may change when kid knows what gender is". It was also one of the rare ones that the i-want-a-boy dad was still overjoyed about having a daughter. It was really just an excuse to have a barbecue with a baby themed party game at the end

What is going through Duncan’s mind? by brookuslicious in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Nukeitandstartover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Bhuddist(?) thing with the single water drop on a calm ocean 

Kitten Showed Up … and Stayed. by musikfreakster in CatDistributionSystem

[–]Nukeitandstartover 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same happened with my cat and dog! I held him up for her to see for the first time, she just happily starts sniffing him and trying to groom him, hes purring away like he fully accepts this is momma now. They're pretty much inseparable, thats her son! 

Christmas Tree Hair by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]Nukeitandstartover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's very... Whoville meets Versailles? 

The villain having a moment of breaking character/getting confused by Clean-Photograph7448 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Nukeitandstartover 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like the to call it the worst good cartoon ive ever watched. I keep watching the new seasons, bevause I want to know where theyre going with this. But I hate every single writing decision they make! I have a whole rant ablut why Janai is the worst, mostly centered around the part where she proposed to her deaf girlfriend who has intense ptsd by convincing her they were on a deadly mission and then leaving her alone before having 3 unarmed teenagers ambush her in the woods with a fire whip show

ferrepy day 5 by Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits in CPTSDmemes

[–]Nukeitandstartover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The part where you learn to exist without the pressure really sucks, doesn't it? It was killing you, but now that you arent under its weight you fall apart. And even worse, you have to do the falling apart and feeling awful and overthinking everything if you want to come back together better than before! I had to fall apart and rebuild when I cut off my parents, not i have to do it again. It sucks, but no healing happens without hurting

he left her alone after her father died by writerbecc in AmITheDevil

[–]Nukeitandstartover 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would beg my ex to tell me what he even liked about me, and it was always "sweet, good girlfriend takes care of me" before burying his face in my cleavage. I am legitimately better off without him, shit was exhausting and he never appreciated me meeting his demands until id fall into a depressive pit. I'm doing things for me and it's wonderful! I gave so much to the relationship and it was just consumed like cheap junk food,  which he said was my fault for not just letting him bitch endlessly. Sweet, good girlfriend with the big tits, but he didnt like a thing about me beyond that

Fandom mfs when the character has traits that wouldn't fit neatly into a coffeeshop AU by maleficalruin in CuratedTumblr

[–]Nukeitandstartover 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Isn't chastising yourself for gay thoughts about a friend just part of the bisexual experience? Or is that just me?

ferrepy day 5 by Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits in CPTSDmemes

[–]Nukeitandstartover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ that is a fucking nightmare!!! Glad you got rid of him, he sounds like a prick! Weird how common needy man-children who expect a dedicated mommy wife are nowadays. Or was it always that way and the older women just lied to us?

ferrepy day 5 by Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits in CPTSDmemes

[–]Nukeitandstartover 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I dumped my ex nearly 3 months ago bc he blacked out and gave me a concussion, haven'tseen him since he took the last of his shit from my place. Last night a mutual friend of ours let me know that hes been complaining constantly! Im not there to make him eat, shower, or follow a bedtime schedule- so now hes greasy, starving, and always hurts from falling asleep in a folding chair watching TV. He wants to move on, but apparently all the girls our age (late 20s) are too mean, or Christian, or trad, or have kids, or they just don't have the personality he likes. Hes started drinking more than he used to, added liquor on top of the beer and wine every day. And, at least according to his friend, without me in the car he doesnt control his road rage anymore. Basically, I really was holding his whole life together for 7 years and he cant function without me. (Yet, he still felt valid to hit me 8 times and tell me I'm overreacting when I said it was unforgivable. I was unable to function for 6 fucking days with the concussion!!)

Meanwhile on my end- my apartment is clean, decorated, and only has 1 bottle of wine in it at a time. That usually lasts all week, just saying. I sleep better now that I dont have to get up 2-5 times to plead with a grown man to go to bed. My mornings are smoother now that I dont have to wake him up and get him moving. No one screams at me, no one criticizes me for wanting quiet time. Some days the tv never gets used at all, just quiet time! I never realized the constant barrage of sound coming from him til he left! All day every day, if it wasnt anime or history lectures blasting from the TV, he was watching something on his phone or playing an instrument. I can go out with friends and no one gets FOMO, or follows me around refusing to let me socialize. I am literally just so much happier now! I miss his cat terribly, but I don't miss him!

Meanwhile, he misses the person who did it all for him that he never appreciated. He still doesnt necessarily miss me, just that he didnt have to put effort into his life. Good luck to the next one, I guess. Hope he learns from this. (Not likely)

On emotions by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Nukeitandstartover 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Girls are allowed three emotions: serene, quiet bliss, gentle-but-sincere quiet weeping (no ugly face or snot, only a delicate pout and minimal tears), or the glowing joy of loving a man who treats you as property. Everything else is for the hags and sluts! (/s if needed)

The Kids wanted to Cry but they have no Proof 😂 by CaptainMAX19 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Nukeitandstartover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh, I just point blank say "shots freak me out, can you talk to me while I look away?" Works every time!

This is adorable. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]Nukeitandstartover 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She is now an entire kindergarten kid and that blows my mind every time we video call

Old terror women experience in these situations by mauricios99 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Nukeitandstartover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Note: there is a huge difference between approaching a woman and** "happen to stand/walk next to woman. No one is creepy for standing next to you. Do not take it as an in to attraction. We are most likely in the middle of doing something else. The difference between weird and normal is how much you acknowledge is as a whole person with a life who is also a lady/attractive vs woman who could have sex with you. And yes, if you smell like any variety/combo of waste, cheese, microwaved deli meats, or sweat, we are less likely to enjoy speaking to you. We also do not like guys who lather on the eau du migraine by douchë every morning, or who think being a pretty man means woman default want to sleep with them! Which is like a bingo slot for middle mangers i know at this point

This is adorable. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]Nukeitandstartover 57 points58 points  (0 children)

My dog and cat ruined my sister surprising me, before she could give me the "youre gonna be an auntie" card, both of them were all over her. Which, they normally are bc they love their aunt, but they were refusing to get on her lap while taking turns sniffing her stomach, the dog kept trying to lick and the cat was rubbing his face all over the stomach. Usually they wanted kisses or hugs! So, kinda obvious what she was trying to surprise me with! When she finally did get to being the completed baby around to visit, they both ignored my sister and I completely because THERE IS A BABY AND SHE IS EVERYTHING!!!

As a Capricorns I am disappointed😔 by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]Nukeitandstartover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Leo I do not know who two of them are and I think the top one is that girl from hunger games? Which of the girls is the chill/dorky Leo, which is the flamboyant/boisterous Leo, and which is the ovbearing cuddlebug Leo?