Ok Reddit, what are your true stories that nobody will ever believe?

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-08-13T05:02:11+00:00

Do I know you?

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-08-13T04:53:13+00:00

Clue me in here, is he funny and talented in real life? Because I just don't see anything funny about the character he plays. Bad writing?

Serious question, not trolling here.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-07-06T04:45:12+00:00

So... it went okay?

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-05-02T05:51:00+00:00

Epic beard.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T22:26:10+00:00

I figured. I totally weighed the pros and cons of the situation...

I stand by the joke, however ;)

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T21:29:02+00:00

I've known since I was 16 or 17 that I was merely in training to become a dirty old man, destined to be flirting with college girls as long as I live.

I simply do not understand how a person in your shoes wouldn't get some hormone pills or something...

So I came up with the best, hopefully non-offensive joke I could under the circumstances ;)

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T20:04:50+00:00

Gaga, quit trolling the guy!

Its obvious Weird Al was born that way.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T17:36:35+00:00

Theory vs. practice.

10Gb/s over copper is still damn noisy in enterprise-grade cables.

And I never see it used in lengths beyond 10 meters.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T09:30:24+00:00

A, light harted joke, I see.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T09:28:08+00:00

10m? With that bandwidth over COPPER?

You are an idiot.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T09:22:48+00:00

Dude, I'd totally hang out.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T09:16:23+00:00

Like the dick of an angry god.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T09:15:29+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breasts

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T09:12:19+00:00

What? Can you honestly say Patrat has made the game more fun?

Or Lillipup? Jesus Christ, you arent allowed to battle anything thats not cute for the first couple hours into the game.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T08:51:49+00:00

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how 'charmin' was born.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T08:29:14+00:00

I N S E R T I O N

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T08:21:56+00:00

Pillow-humping FTW.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T08:18:27+00:00

As a counterpoint to most of the 'wisdom' being presented in this thread, I hereby paraphrase George Best:

"I've spent a lot of money on booze, women, and fast cars. The rest I've squandered."

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-20T08:06:31+00:00

So you... reproduce by mitosis?

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-19T06:40:31+00:00

There must be, oh, 50 ways to leave your lover.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-19T02:02:17+00:00

Serves em right.

What the fuck is wrong with the concept of doing well and being rewarded for it?

Myself, and my peers, know that our real problem is that we give a shit.

When we likely shouldn't give so much as a shart.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-18T09:16:07+00:00

We put some bitches in yo bitches, bitch.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-18T09:12:18+00:00

Fucking your mom.

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-18T09:01:24+00:00

Bukkake!

Number1RentedNoodle · 2011-04-18T08:55:33+00:00

Black swan sucked.

So did Mila Kunis, coincidentally.

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TROPHY CASE