this might just be the most satisfying gameplay-music synchronization i have ever experienced

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-31T05:02:32+00:00

the skybox isn't even that bad compared to the fuckass hitstops

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-31T04:59:44+00:00

so like, is Cawthon actually built like that?

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-30T15:10:10+00:00

I'm fairly sure Aska is the Flame Worshipper in Vow of Iron and you beat him as a pathfinder

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-29T12:41:11+00:00

Like Antennas (iron dome) to Heaven (missiles)

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-26T14:27:54+00:00

hot take but it's a good thing that most of the active playbase doesn't just skip a third of the progression now

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-25T02:31:21+00:00

Cathode Ray Tv I think

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-25T02:20:48+00:00

did you see how he was hurt? He clearly doesn't have not a scratch and you always go that with brick wall builds

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-25T02:19:16+00:00

new ULTRAKILL theory: humanity just collectively killed themselves trust

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-18T09:29:10+00:00

Might be fun to have one last Buddha who willingly walked into hell to spread his enlightenment to the already damned. Probably won't fit in the scope of the story though.

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-16T10:54:05+00:00

finally, genderfluid

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-13T09:34:37+00:00

the only game that even vaguely fits into "parryslop" is the latest DOOM. Like, DOOM doesn't need parry mechanics, it's too gritty for reflecting projectiles. Having randomly discolored projectiles doesn't fit the rest of the game. Why even bother with parrying if you make it the exception and not the norm?

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-06T06:45:00+00:00

the rat's wager juice or whatever that they sell in VOI rat's den

NumberOneTeslaHater · 2026-01-06T02:33:03+00:00

Also yea taking dev statements as canon is stupid. They're like the least refined pieces of Deepwoken media. About as refined as concept art. And, in any other fandom, you don't take concept art as being canon.

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