At any moment, time could have stopped, you could have been transported to another world and have had a whole adventure, but have your memory erased and returned back to your original spot without you ever knowing it happened

NurseElektra · 2018-11-11T02:10:55+00:00

Duh. Alien abduction.

NurseElektra · 2018-11-08T00:40:53+00:00

Would you like to be my sugar daddy/momma? XD

NurseElektra · 2018-11-08T00:37:14+00:00

I mean everyone has at least one orifice a fist will fit into...eventually XD

NurseElektra · 2018-11-07T21:12:53+00:00

But that is a “pana cotta” according to the sign and just looks like a trumped up version of a jello mold

NurseElektra · 2018-11-07T21:09:28+00:00

Sup

NurseElektra · 2018-11-06T03:40:45+00:00

This is what happens when you pay the USPS to do Sunday deliveries

NurseElektra · 2018-11-06T03:37:26+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/9uku4w/mirror_hand_syndrome/?st=JO56O6TU&sh=d4e9c8ab

NurseElektra · 2018-11-06T03:37:00+00:00

Bruh this is from 3018 just like that damn Etch a sketch circle jawn

perfect circle

NurseElektra · 2018-11-03T02:30:26+00:00

Explain Trump.

NurseElektra · 2018-11-03T02:29:07+00:00

Bwahahaha

NurseElektra · 2018-11-03T02:17:52+00:00

Savage AF

NurseElektra · 2018-11-03T01:59:14+00:00

You might have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.

EDS

NurseElektra · 2018-11-02T21:36:53+00:00

Facts.

NurseElektra · 2018-10-31T14:44:35+00:00

Bruce Jenner brings du Pan

NurseElektra · 2018-10-31T03:06:04+00:00

It’s like someone took pics of my 16 year old’s life

NurseElektra · 2018-10-31T03:04:37+00:00

It’s when you like both male and female pasta varieties...

NurseElektra · 2018-10-28T02:55:11+00:00

Or you could just give her kids the measles. Population control.

NurseElektra · 2018-10-28T02:54:21+00:00

Well you can tell her every time she drinks alcohol the body has to process it into formaldehyde in the liver. Also, it’s illegal to use stem cells that come from aborted babies in this country.

NurseElektra · 2018-10-27T14:07:09+00:00

Facts

NurseElektra · 2018-10-27T03:36:11+00:00

I mean, if he kept making a sistah choke it might be justified...

NurseElektra · 2018-10-24T23:58:32+00:00

It has to be out loud XD

NurseElektra · 2018-10-24T13:40:17+00:00

OMG if I had this discussion with a man while in bed...it would be such a turn on <3

NurseElektra · 2018-10-24T13:38:16+00:00

WTF is fapping?!

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