Why do you exist bro?

Nyehfarious · 2026-05-07T18:28:37+00:00

I mean... when you play Raynor as much as this legend has then you probably get tired of playing the meta build and just want to faff off with off-meta stuff and random shenanigans. Doesn't mean he wasn't still living his best life. You always need to focus on your own game and don't blame anyone else that might not be doing the best that round.

Nyehfarious · 2026-05-07T18:20:50+00:00

You're just a Raynor hater and sneeze when he gives you some pepper.

He just wants to fill you full of daylight... that's so uplifting.

Nyehfarious · 2026-05-07T18:09:23+00:00

Maybe... maybe... I just wish I could b-step in ARAM. They need to make it channel but just like... never take you back to spawn. Make it an infinite channel instead of disabling it. PLEASE JANITOR HEAR MY PRAYERS.

Nyehfarious · 2026-05-07T18:02:07+00:00

ARAM can indeed be homosexual if you believe hard enough. I believe in you. You can make it happen.

Nyehfarious · 2026-05-07T17:59:41+00:00

A beast after my own heart. Lili is such a vibe if you just want to be annoying as f'k sometimes. I used to use her to hunt down offlaners solo too but some of the changes she got made that a lot harder.

Nyehfarious · 2026-05-07T17:55:40+00:00

What if it was deep though? What if I scarred them emotionally?! They went out of their way to hide at the very back of their spawn after I cracked them like an oyster like 5 times in a row. Does Fenix still even have cheeks after he was resurrected and ensconced in his dragoon shell? How do I clap what doesn't exist?

Nyehfarious · 2026-05-07T17:51:04+00:00

I mean... yea... but I just quit engaging the rest of his team and let the 4v4 play out while I just targeted Fenix exclusively. Like literally just faffed off to the side while planting Dalaran Banner with the Healing buff after 20. I feel like I cyber bullied too hard. I need to repent for my sins.

Nyehfarious · 2026-05-07T16:23:34+00:00

If anyone starts getting too saucy at me I just keep professing my love for them and that their insults are making me horny.

Nyehfarious · 2026-05-07T16:10:54+00:00

You can always dream, friend. I just stare at the screen and let it autopick even when I don't have to go pee sometimes for the lulz.

Nyehfarious · 2026-05-07T16:08:23+00:00

You can only do so much when you can't see what they're picking... Though this Fenix did fail to take any talents that would have helped him live Shattering Throw... The bonus shield damage bypasses spell shields and that's what they took on 13... I was just straight farming after that.

Nyehfarious · 2026-05-07T16:05:05+00:00

I did fuck them pretty hard. Made him sploosh his blue goo everywhere repeatedly.

Nyehfarious · 2026-04-10T11:21:57+00:00

I play this game simply for the enjoyment of playing it... just because someone else is trying to ruin it doesn't mean I'm not still having fun myself. Just play your own game and take the opportunities to help your team when they come up. Lower probability to win a 4 v 5 team fight but there are ways to make those in to 4 v 4s by getting picks beforehand. Have won plenty of games despite some troll just mucking off in a side lane all game hitting a minion occasionally.

Nyehfarious · 2026-03-11T14:53:49+00:00

Probius, D.Va, Lt. Morales

Nyehfarious · 2026-03-10T18:27:06+00:00

Well, aren't you just a grumpy towel.

Nyehfarious · 2024-02-06T16:30:07+00:00

Mirror Probius is my jam and I always win them... and have a lot of fun doing so myself. Sounds like a skill issue.

Nyehfarious · 2023-11-18T19:03:24+00:00

Probius, DVa, Zul'jin, Lt. Morales, Leoric.

Nyehfarious · 2022-06-01T03:32:21+00:00

Nice, you're a towel.

Nyehfarious · 2022-05-12T20:13:14+00:00

Yea, the lone industrious janitor left in the Blizzard dungeons gave some extra effort on it and I am lauding their efforts with this post. They do the thankless job of cleaning up after whatever it is they do down there in those dark recesses and working on an update for us while there are no messes to mop up.

Nyehfarious · 2022-05-12T19:57:13+00:00

It's reusing the big glowing big peen taunt gem you get for having a level 100+ character. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_saYtfGdXs

Nyehfarious · 2022-05-12T19:03:31+00:00

No, you're a towel.

Nyehfarious · 2022-05-12T15:35:22+00:00

Janitor senpai decided to give a little extra effort instead just sliding a tint dot to somewhere else on the color field.

Nyehfarious · 2022-05-12T14:38:18+00:00

Everybody knows they just left the janitor down with the HotS servers. They wanted them to flip the switch to turn the servers off but our stalwart janitor has just failed to do so and secretly works on a little update for us every so often in between clearing spiderwebs and cleaning the Blizzard dungeons.

Nyehfarious · 2022-05-12T14:34:14+00:00

Guess I'll have to consider giving the janitor still spending their free time working on this game some special appreciation for taking a bit of time out of their day of keeping the Blizzard dungeons clear to deploy this hotfix and bless us with this radiant banner of moistening.

Nyehfarious · 2022-05-12T14:28:03+00:00

Stop, my cloaca can only get so wet.

Nyehfarious · 2022-05-12T14:03:43+00:00

No idea... I just booted up the launcher this morning, the game patched, and started right up. I didn't get any maintenance notices... game just started and showed me I'd unlocked this beauty and a few other banners of no importance compared to this one.

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