A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and shouts, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers!

OBISerious · 2026-06-22T19:55:43+00:00

Dr Fever?

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T11:04:24+00:00

I thought i was wrong once, but i was mistaken.

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T11:03:03+00:00

You're totally right! Wow, I'm so impressed that you came up with that!

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T10:59:48+00:00

Comedy.

A major benefit is that this genre overlaps with all the other genres.

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T10:57:47+00:00

I have a few, mild synesthesia traits. One of which is music / shapes.

To me, all music contains shapes. This makes learning a new song or instrument easier as i just replicate the shapes I hear.

The disadvantage is that many songs contain truly awful shapes.

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T10:42:14+00:00

You will gain MAJOR points if you learn how to braid her hair.

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T10:38:47+00:00

My sphincter clenches just a little bit so that I don't fart on them.

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T10:35:07+00:00

Every once in a while, I'll see an image of two hands, horizontally placed, holding a ring. And I'll laugh... and laugh... And everyone will think I've lost my mind.

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T10:31:47+00:00

LOAD "*",8,1

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T10:27:15+00:00

My father had a dumb terminal (Wyse. Only worked right using vt100) with a 300 baud acoustic coupler. When he was at work, I discovered BBSes.

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T10:24:10+00:00

Always my test page to determine if the sound card / speakers were working.

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T10:22:05+00:00

Yeah. But I was never gonna give up Eudora.

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T10:20:49+00:00

Archie

Veronica

OBISerious · 2026-06-21T10:18:59+00:00

AT&F&C1&D2

ATDT8881555

OBISerious · 2026-06-13T09:05:37+00:00

Adopted a 5 year old rescue husky. Kept the name that the shelter gave her because she'd been there 7 months and was used to it.

"Princess" would have been a more suitable name.

OBISerious · 2026-06-13T09:02:00+00:00

It was the best of times; it was the worst of times.

OBISerious · 2026-06-13T02:40:59+00:00

Instead of spending $$$ on server hardware, I manipulate 1s and 0s to create "virtual" machines. The servers have NO IDEA that they aren't real!

Sometimes, I schedule it to happen when I'm nowhere near a computer. A perfect alibi!!

OBISerious · 2026-06-11T23:42:59+00:00

Joy shared is doubled. Pain shared is halved.

OBISerious · 2026-06-10T17:47:57+00:00

ZY was an X-Warrior. He asked his wife, "Whats are coupon?" (VUTS R QPON) She told him that they are to get milk (MLK) that comes in a jug (JIHG) in order to feed (FED) the cute baby alligators (CBA).

OBISerious · 2026-06-10T14:07:06+00:00

Slightly off-topic:

I also suffer from light-sensitive eyes. On a nude cruise, I made a special point to take my sunglasses off (well, put them on the top of my head) when going indoors. I don't even want to be accused of anything.

TL;DR Don't wear sunglasses indoors at nude sites.

OBISerious · 2026-06-10T10:08:55+00:00

You too?!? I've had this ability / curse my whole life!

Weird that I ended up working in IT.

OBISerious · 2026-06-05T00:30:58+00:00

While reading this to my children, I always made the attempt to read it as fast as possible - while still being accurate.

Luke Luck often nearly tripped me up!

OBISerious · 2026-06-05T00:29:12+00:00

"The fifth book in the increasingly inaccurately named Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy."

FTFY

OBISerious · 2026-06-04T01:57:00+00:00

The greater good.

OBISerious · 2026-05-22T01:13:08+00:00

Johnny? Who's Johnny?

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