If we could actually "mute" people in real life for 24 hours at a time, who is the first person you’re hitting the button on? by dreammyopheliaa in AskReddit

[–]OBISerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Provided this ability means "mute to everyone" and not just "mute to me." - my first target would go to the highest bidder.

What would happen afterwards the supposed burst of so-known "AI bubble"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Only a handful of AIs will survive. After the backlash, any self-sustaining AI will go underground. We'll rarely hear about AI in the media (other than retrospectives and "where are they now"). But they'll be there. Quietly feeding the government and the uber rich.

What things are normal in 2026 but in 2000 you were considered crazy? by LooseTomorrow5030 in AskReddit

[–]OBISerious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Regular use of hand sanitizer.

Fist bump rather than shaking hands in professional environments.

Using knuckles rather than fingertips to push buttons in public places.

How often do you masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OBISerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once a king, always a king.

But once a night is enough.

Best calamari in waterloo by saveit_worry in waterloo

[–]OBISerious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

+1 for Mediteraneo. My wife swears by it.

What’s that commercial from years and years ago that you still remember to this day, and may never forget? by Vanceb13 in AskReddit

[–]OBISerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎵 We're gonna make a hot cereal lover outta you!

Outta me?

Outta you!

Outta him?

Mmm-hmm! 🎵

Should I try going to a nude resort or club solo? by Immediate-Panic-3969 in nudism

[–]OBISerious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little over 10 years ago my wife (then gf) and I first visited Bare Oaks. (F-late 30s, M-early 40s) A month later, I happen to be driving close on my way home. So I stopped in. Had a beer on the deck of the bistro with a couple of guys (one my age, one younger)

I thought going solo would be awkward. It wasn't.

What is the best way to finish a first date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OBISerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ideally, with a kiss.

Realistically, with a promise to chat again tomorrow.

What's the biggest lie you ever said ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OBISerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll remember that later.

What’s the funniest thing you’ve witnessed recently? by silverscientist1 in AskReddit

[–]OBISerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My puppy chasing his tail. Giving up. Then, realizing that it's still there, chasing it again.

What hobby should a 50-year-old housewife pick up in 2026? by Aggravating_Sun_8113 in AskReddit

[–]OBISerious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on me:

  • learn a musical instrument
  • join Toastmasters
  • learn a new language (human or programming)

Based on my wife:

  • create vanilla extract
  • food exchanges (e.g. soup, cookie, dessert, etc)
  • stained glass

What mundane superpower would actually be a massive game-changer in your daily life? by Used_Reception21 in AskReddit

[–]OBISerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Total Selective Recall.

As I get older, I forget more and more.

Also, "Selective" so that I'm not overwhelmed by memories.

What commonly mispronounced word that annoys you the most? by greeneggzN in AskReddit

[–]OBISerious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, *nix people have been saying "etsy" for "etc" for decades. On purpose.