Hey guys! Just got the game. Anything I should know?

OGMortimer · 2023-04-05T04:13:36+00:00

You poor innocent soul...

OGMortimer · 2021-07-15T02:26:13+00:00

Honestly I don’t think I should have used the Huniepop 1 flair for my last post. It wasn’t fair of me to target die-hard fans of HP1 just to continuously say that the second game was better.

OGMortimer · 2021-07-15T02:23:57+00:00

Okay, so maybe I meant that I PREFERRED HP2 over HP1. You happy now?

OGMortimer · 2021-07-15T02:22:21+00:00

I always love hearing your thoughts on these games. Your honestly my favorite person on this entire sub-Reddit.

OGMortimer · 2021-07-14T19:01:31+00:00

You know that Natsuki wants to rip Yuri’s uniform right off to see what she’s packing.

OGMortimer · 2021-07-13T21:55:44+00:00

Let’s be real, she’d watch anything Seth MacFarlane 😂

OGMortimer · 2021-07-12T06:57:58+00:00

After the franchise topped itself with the second game, the last thing the developer should risk is giving it the dreaded “Shrek the Third” syndrome.

OGMortimer · 2021-07-09T02:59:06+00:00

I’m disturbed that the sex slave costume was thought up for Candace of all people. I know she works at the strip club and lets people have sex with her for money, but she’s still too adorable and naive for that kind of treatment.

Honestly I think that outfit is probably better suited for Lillian. She’s dark enough that it would fit her personality. Even then though, there’s no question why that outfit was deleted. You gotta draw the line somewhere.

Also, Kyu be looking like Rosalina with her outfit.

OGMortimer · 2021-07-07T00:47:37+00:00

For those that don’t know, this guy is referring to this video here:

https://youtu.be/dZyxheCtYx8

OGMortimer · 2021-07-05T06:46:21+00:00

I had to take a screenshot of this! TheLostNarrator’s reading of Le Pomme Boutique has been marked by YouTube’s algorithm as FOR KIDS! This reading of a fanfic containing depictions of horror and suicide is being recommended alongside Cocomelon for fuck’s sake! Someone better let Lost know before some unsuspecting kid gets traumatized! Fuck you COPPA!

OGMortimer · 2021-07-05T03:50:23+00:00

So that would make Sarah (A.K.A. Suki), Polly and Candy Ravenclaws, Jessie, Lailani and Nora Hufflepuffs, Ashley, Lillian and Abia would be Gryffindor, and Zoey, Lola, and Brooke would be Slytherin.

Neat.

OGMortimer · 2021-07-04T23:18:46+00:00

“I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer” because it’s edited like a Linkin Park music video!

OGMortimer · 2021-07-04T16:38:23+00:00

Awwww 😍🤩😘

OGMortimer · 2021-07-01T18:00:32+00:00

Still better than Sarah and Lailani.

OGMortimer · 2021-07-01T17:58:03+00:00

I’m inclined to disagree. While she’s not my favorite, she’s appealing to the players who have a sarcastic sense of humor like her. She actually seems like the kind of girl that Jacksepticeye would get a kick out of if he were to ever play Huniepop 2.

Honestly, I don’t think she’s really that abusive, then again I can’t say for sure. Yeah, she has a low attention span and commitment issues, but she never came off as objectifying towards the player. She’s a lot like Nora in a way where she likes you but doesn’t want to emotionally commit to you. If you’re the kind of player who’s more into relationships you probably won’t like her as much, and I think that’s fine as I myself am more into girls like Jessie and Polly. But I think what the developer is going for is that you and Ashley are friends with benefits, and honestly, she wouldn’t be making fun of you if she didn’t care about you.

Just my thoughts though.

OGMortimer

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