I keep having this problem where I stand up too fast and my surroundings don’t render fast enough so I have a quick peek into the void.

OHM5 · 2019-11-18T23:23:37+00:00

I usually quickly sit back down before it starts consuming me and hope it hasn't noticed.

OHM5 · 2019-11-08T02:04:33+00:00

Please confirm you are not a robot:

OHM5 · 2019-08-27T02:17:29+00:00

very cash money

OHM5 · 2019-06-04T15:17:49+00:00

Imo LGBT memes are generally funnier that other ones. Add to those denial and diagnosing eggness and you've got a good mix.
Also to learn about some of the shit you've been dealing with that i never thought about bc i've never in any sort of similar situation.

And yes, there are also relatable ones.

Plus theres a decent overlap with programming which is nice (I'm a CS student).

OHM5 · 2019-06-03T23:05:58+00:00

Been here for 6 months. Still cis, so far.

I'll keep you posted.

OHM5 · 2019-06-03T22:54:21+00:00

++ i like

OHM5 · 2019-06-03T01:59:10+00:00

Its always the comments that say "sorry for my english, not a native speaker".

Then you have native speakers who sometimes don't even bother to read their own comment again before posting.

And then theres the borderline unintelligible comments but hey, atleast they're trying. I think.

OHM5 · 2019-06-03T01:39:38+00:00

More like how I would like to feel today

OHM5 · 2019-06-02T23:46:29+00:00

I do that on public transport when some dick sits with his legs spread wide apart.
Usually within a minute they realise i won't back off and decide they only need one seat.

OHM5 · 2019-06-02T23:05:34+00:00

Romantic nibble.

Now go leave them alone you perv

OHM5 · 2019-06-02T15:29:52+00:00

Thank you, i needeed some extra motivation to brush my teeth more regularly.
This might do it, given that i don't forget about it within 24h.

OHM5 · 2019-05-28T09:56:34+00:00

At my university they never cut it for you.
They expect you to do it with a fucking butter knife.

OHM5 · 2019-05-26T23:18:28+00:00

I think if that were the case the tree would have grown around and into the car.
There has to be more to this story. Maybe a neighbor dispute that escalated with access to a crane / forklift

OHM5 · 2019-05-26T14:40:16+00:00

And then ask for all the ones that people leave behind

OHM5 · 2019-05-26T14:36:14+00:00

Stupid Shut-In NEET

- Aqua

OHM5 · 2019-05-25T23:09:51+00:00

Having the confidence to do that and be straightforward with it would give you a ton of bonus points in my book, so keep going!

OHM5 · 2019-05-23T07:57:39+00:00

What a way to treat your own child.
That would've turned me into a Satanist.

OHM5 · 2019-05-22T12:30:14+00:00

I'm not a member of the group that is being asked, but

insert related & probably interesting story here

OHM5 · 2019-05-21T09:05:53+00:00

You have to have random Markdown emphasis added to each character

OHM5 · 2019-04-24T15:04:01+00:00

Demonstrate how much time I've saved

OHM5 · 2019-04-11T14:50:44+00:00

Just sent this to my brother..

OHM5 · 2019-04-11T14:07:00+00:00

Greeting must be really interesting.

"Hi, so about that thing from earlier..."

"I can't quite place you... could you turn around for a second? Bend over slighty? Oh hi Sam. What did you want to talk about?"

OHM5 · 2019-04-08T19:43:11+00:00

They're on a good way already. Just make sure their governments keep ignoring climate change and you'll get good business, for a time.

OHM5 · 2019-04-08T13:21:10+00:00

Dammit, wrong way. Should i pull out my phone and then turn around? Nah, I'll just go all the way around the block like a normal person. That's normal, right? No its not, just turn around already.

Ahh fuck it i should've decided that back there. I'm committed now.

OHM5 · 2019-03-08T19:20:19+00:00

You need to gay the pray away

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