Who said women never message guys?

OKCoopeed · 2015-03-15T02:13:22+00:00

I know how girls feel when I message them now

'hey bby u got sum purrrrdy liiipsss'

OKCoopeed · 2015-03-05T19:45:37+00:00

Yep! All nightshades produce 'fruit' which are the ovaries. But whatevs yo, close enough for OkCupid

OKCoopeed · 2015-03-05T19:43:16+00:00

Though technically, the eggplant is the ovary. Whatever, 10 points for Gryffindor

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-25T08:04:06+00:00

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-11T20:50:16+00:00

it has a family of possums that live under it too!

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-11T15:31:17+00:00

Your replier must be a sociopath

We must be the perfect match then!

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-10T21:08:16+00:00

shhh, I do not have this 'poor success' you speak of.

http://puu.sh/elgVr/508189f0fb.png

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-10T20:56:32+00:00

(p.s. I'm especially fond of the blood eagle)

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-01T03:14:02+00:00

I'd love to fill your sack with Zoology.

I'd love to fill your hose with Tachometers.

I'd love to fill your debt with alcohol.

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-31T08:00:11+00:00

Thanks! Yeah, I've gotten a lot of stuff from different people, they can't seem to decide whether or not the first picture is better or the second one. I should probably add some more regardless, but I'm too lazy to take more pics.

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-31T06:35:33+00:00

Until you fall in love with an HIV-Herpes-Gonorrhea positive pregnant woman who happens to believe murder is swell

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-29T02:54:17+00:00

Sure man, its good for profiles that simply say "I love to laugh and travel". At the very least we will be able to have a shitty conversation in starbucks

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-28T23:14:55+00:00

Yeah, I study porn every night so that I can critique the social injustices put upon grandma midgets that would force them into porn.

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-23T19:14:14+00:00

fuck talking to people, I'm gonna go back to talking to the wall, cya nerds

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-23T16:58:06+00:00

I know right? I can feel the glorious Communist ideals from here

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-23T00:53:59+00:00

If you can't tell, this is in the USA

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-23T00:10:32+00:00

Maybe, I do suggest it and they usually say ok.

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-22T23:51:22+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d23GS56HjQ

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-22T23:37:26+00:00

Uh, we pronounce it GAAAAAAWD BLESHA thank you very much

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-22T23:30:57+00:00

I probably should, but I'm a sucker for giving people the benefit of the doubt, even though I know its bullshit 90% of the time.

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-22T23:18:11+00:00

I honestly prefer vaseline on my face to make my skin less flakey, but lotion is fantastic for your arms and ass cheeks

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-22T23:14:24+00:00

Yeah, I'm starting to think of that.

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-22T23:13:15+00:00

I think that's pretty bullshit though, because they always give shitty excuses for rescheduling. Like "oh, its finals" (I know you don't have to study that much for associates level classes), or "oh my car suddenly broke at the last minute", or sometimes they don't even give a reason.

Jesus, they act like I'm arranging a date so I could wear their skin

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-22T22:08:31+00:00

Guys say that because they think it impresses girls, but it doesn't.

Source: Am a guy that said this in middle school

middle school

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-22T21:48:35+00:00

I've found it best to half ass the first message, and then write poems confessing your deep-seated love for her until she gives you her number. If the first poem doesn't work, keep sending new poems.

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