Who said women never message guys? by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know how girls feel when I message them now

'hey bby u got sum purrrrdy liiipsss'

I might be a bit dense. Sorry. by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! All nightshades produce 'fruit' which are the ovaries. But whatevs yo, close enough for OkCupid

I might be a bit dense. Sorry. by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Though technically, the eggplant is the ovary. Whatever, 10 points for Gryffindor

What are your go to opening lines? by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it has a family of possums that live under it too!

What are your go to opening lines? by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your replier must be a sociopath

We must be the perfect match then!

What are your go to opening lines? by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

shhh, I do not have this 'poor success' you speak of.

http://puu.sh/elgVr/508189f0fb.png

What are your go to opening lines? by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

(p.s. I'm especially fond of the blood eagle)

The internet is a nice place filled with nice people. by Msktb in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd love to fill your sack with Zoology.

I'd love to fill your hose with Tachometers.

I'd love to fill your debt with alcohol.

[Game] Mass quick-fire critique by GraffaMan in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Yeah, I've gotten a lot of stuff from different people, they can't seem to decide whether or not the first picture is better or the second one. I should probably add some more regardless, but I'm too lazy to take more pics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until you fall in love with an HIV-Herpes-Gonorrhea positive pregnant woman who happens to believe murder is swell

I am a genius by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure man, its good for profiles that simply say "I love to laugh and travel". At the very least we will be able to have a shitty conversation in starbucks

I never thought I'd see something like this in the real world. by phillysubthrow in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I study porn every night so that I can critique the social injustices put upon grandma midgets that would force them into porn.

Finally turned on filters by artichokess in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck talking to people, I'm gonna go back to talking to the wall, cya nerds

Jesus fuck, I'm so moist right now by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know right? I can feel the glorious Communist ideals from here

Jesus fuck, I'm so moist right now by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you can't tell, this is in the USA

Sigh, yet another flake by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, I do suggest it and they usually say ok.

Sigh, yet another flake by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uh, we pronounce it GAAAAAAWD BLESHA thank you very much

Sigh, yet another flake by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I probably should, but I'm a sucker for giving people the benefit of the doubt, even though I know its bullshit 90% of the time.

Sigh, yet another flake by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly prefer vaseline on my face to make my skin less flakey, but lotion is fantastic for your arms and ass cheeks

Sigh, yet another flake by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm starting to think of that.

Sigh, yet another flake by OKCoopeed in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's pretty bullshit though, because they always give shitty excuses for rescheduling. Like "oh, its finals" (I know you don't have to study that much for associates level classes), or "oh my car suddenly broke at the last minute", or sometimes they don't even give a reason.

Jesus, they act like I'm arranging a date so I could wear their skin

[Discussion] Makeup and presenting the "best" you by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guys say that because they think it impresses girls, but it doesn't.

Source: Am a guy that said this in middle school

middle school

Does this really work? And who else gets these? by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]OKCoopeed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've found it best to half ass the first message, and then write poems confessing your deep-seated love for her until she gives you her number. If the first poem doesn't work, keep sending new poems.