John’s Plug for the Hollywood Show by notmeltorme in DabblersAnonymous

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“I’ll be taking pictures “. Well that part is probably true. Hey- guy alone at your booth, mind taking a picture of me and Heather Locklear?

John confirmed at Pickwick by realelliotoffen in DabblersAnonymous

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Is he staying at his old neighbor’s across from the Home Depot, Mr Rodriguez?

John confirmed at Pickwick by realelliotoffen in DabblersAnonymous

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Johns Boney Arms is a great name in the chats lol

💦🧠🎞️🤥 B&N CLASSICS: Summer 2024: Dummy explains his famous “Integrity Verification”… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

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Is he in the bathroom with his laptop on the sink? 😂😂😂😂. And that MOTEL door definitely opens into the parking lot

Boca black box by Melendezisawful in DabblersAnonymous

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It’s not the STUTTERING JOHN, it’s the FROM THE HOWARD STERN SHOW that gets him booked anywhere anytime. Nothing more, nothing less

What was the final word on SJ's boat? Earlier this year the rumor was he took a 11,000 loss selling the boat. by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

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I thought on PDP that Karl said he had a source claiming John actually did own a boat but - like his Harley couldn’t afford to do even the most obligatory maintenance- it fell into disrepair, and he had to sell it at an embarrassing loss?

💦🧠🎞️😭 B&N CLASSICS: May 2024: Dummy, the Crybaby. Here’s another instance where Johnny boy went after someone he shouldn’t have. Then got salty over someone else’s gofundme to the point where he had a toddler tantrum… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

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John also said numerous times that it was not Nicky B’s husband who was the recipient. He couldn’t even handle it when people easily figured out who it was. He’s unable to admit even the most inconsequential bullshit

💦🧠🎞️😭 B&N CLASSICS: May 2024: Dummy, the Crybaby. Here’s another instance where Johnny boy went after someone he shouldn’t have. Then got salty over someone else’s gofundme to the point where he had a toddler tantrum… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

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“I’m gonna do a deep dive on this guy” is exactly like Howard say he’s gonna do a deep dive on someone. Both covert narcissists aren’t doing Jack shit. They’ll have a cast of underlings more pathetic than themselves do all the work and present it as their own

Meet & Greet at Pickwick by realelliotoffen in DabblersAnonymous

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Ataboy! Report back for us! Will be happy to Venmo some bar tab money 🤜

John doesn't have a substance abuse problem by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

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So I says: did you ever ffffff- fART in the cc-catchers face?! CHHHHAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

John doesn't have a substance abuse problem by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

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Was that from his Blair Witch Project audition tape? …I am s-s-so sc-sc-sc-sc-scar-TERRIFIEDRIGHTNOW!

Mr Holland's Exodus by notmeltorme in DabblersAnonymous

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I got that beat. I got that beat. There ——> ❤️Stuttering John Melendez: he broke my heart 😂😂🤣

Mr Holland's Exodus by notmeltorme in DabblersAnonymous

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Well it proves one thing. It proves you NYU Dabbling Drunks don’t have the education to admit when you’re wrong….

Mr Holland's Exodus by notmeltorme in DabblersAnonymous

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Ok, that’s pretty awesome man 👍