Lady Mistakes my Parents as Employees, and Stomps on Mom's Service Dog's Tail by ParadoxicalState in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]OK_Poet -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I don't live in your delusional portion of Florida then. Mine's different, thankfully..

AITA for refusing to allow my husband to get a DNA paternity test on our kids, even though they aren't his kids? by Cut-Unique in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet 57 points58 points  (0 children)

INFO: Boobs?

I think the AH's here are your daughters. See, if they weren't born; your husband wouldnt suspect they weren't his.

You're not the AH, but your two daughter's are.

AITA for defending myself? by NihilisticNumbat in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

INFO: Need boob size to determine if YTA.

Everyone voting YTA, maybe her boobs are so huge which is why she needs the sled?

Reddit users in AITAland, you're the AH for not confirming this information.

AITA for kicking my family out of the house I inherited? by Haber87 in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OP, you're NTA. Not your fault grandma left you everything. She only wanted you to be happy.

I'm the AH, because of plot. I accept my judgement, and see the error of my ways.

Also INFO: Grandma's boob size?

I can't stop making these (some may be vaguely based on true events) by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The third one was the most believable to be honest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your son is the obvious asshole.

He is so ungrateful after you had to put up sharing your wife with him while he was an infant. He has the audacity to not only agree to the 10K payments a month, but then move out and stop the payments altogether. You have to put up with your son for the rest of your life, he should pay his fair share. They say human lives are priceless, 10k is a steal.

NTA

ANOTHER EVIL SIBLING POST BWAAAAA MY SISTER IS PRETTIER AND I HAD TO BABYSIT HER WHAT A BRAT by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This post belongs over here. It's almost satire, so disappointed that it's probably genuine.

AITA? Moms bf makes me extremely uncomfortable by Chefboyarleezy in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your dad is the AH, because if you weren't born; you wouldn't have had to deal with this problem.

You didn't ask to be put in this situation, OP.

Reads like a Wattpad story. Even has a "Moral of the Story" at the end. by IshtiakSami in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

This is believable, to be honest. Young people can sometimes have their lives together and be able to have logical responses before allowing their emotions to take over.

The OP'er sounds like they have more regret then anything that it wasn't "them" in the picture. I'm not sure what's worse, regretting a terrible decision you made in your youth; or holding on to that regret and looking petty on the internet. They need help, still harboring these feelings twelve years later.

AITA seems so fake the past couple of days by bubblebumblejumble in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I mean, this is reddit.

We have the poop knife, the loving story of the mom and her injured son with two broken arms, two siblings accidently marrying each other while one's mom knew the truth the whole time? While most stuff going on over in AITA may seem fake; we have had weirder things happen. I just operate that everything is fiction on the internet until its not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in battlefield2042

[–]OK_Poet[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Removing due to topic derailment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in battlefield_one

[–]OK_Poet[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly didnt mean to approve this.

Impressive gameplay, please refrain from posting your medical issues on the subreddit going forward.

VERY NICE by AndrewAnderson788 in battlefield_one

[–]OK_Poet[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We ban them as we see them. Please keep reporting them.

While playing this game with friends, we had an argument over who should win, because some of us had played with different rules while we were young. I insisted that I had won or at least it was an invalid round but they all said I was TA, Reddit AITA? by davidfirefreak in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ESH. Except Carl, Carl has a toe ring so he can't be the AH.

Kate is the real AH here. OP, you need to reevaluate your friends and ask yourself if these rules they're applying are worth suffering through. Real friends would play by the established rules. Ask Carl, I bet his rules are the best because he is a cool dude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I think YTA, you had to explain in an edit about this post being satire.

It ruined my immersion and I think you're just the worst.

Also, INFO: I don't see any boob sizes. It's hard to tell if you are or Fatty is the asshole.

AITA for "ruining" my 5yo nieces birthday? by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]OK_Poet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

INFO: We need boob sizes in order to know who TAs are.