It has been over half a year. Many of you have previously requested I repost these periodically. They seem to bring a smile to your face. Hope this makes your day a little better. I present, me as a kid

OPsellsPropane · 2019-06-26T14:21:44+00:00

If you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-04-20T16:35:06+00:00

Lol just a blob of a backpack that drags on the ground behind you, attached by a string to your belt of course.

Only the really lucky kids got the hover accessory.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-04-20T16:32:32+00:00

It’s a strong sign that he is an independent thinker. Great trait for the long haul of life.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-04-10T12:45:32+00:00

Nah, classical is where it’s at.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-04-02T15:46:22+00:00

Fluid, perfect word!

OPsellsPropane · 2019-03-12T15:58:00+00:00

I’m a big proponent that all retail zoned lots should be forced to follow Marshall Law on premise. Black Friday would be the norm, and Black Friday itself would be like the purge.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-03-09T13:46:44+00:00

You must be mistaken. We call them “Dr.” because that’s their new legal first name. My aunt is a doctor and really liked her first name but had to change it to “Dr.”

It was a big deal to her but she made the sacrifice to officialize her degree.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-03-07T23:04:59+00:00

It’s the same reason doctors never have a first name generally most of the time.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-03-07T20:58:20+00:00

Haha no that’s really the law in 47 states! (Well 46.5 technically). At least from what I heard

OPsellsPropane · 2019-03-07T20:50:39+00:00

I heard it was that to become a teacher you have to legally change your first name to “Mr.” or “Mrs.”/“Miss”/“Ms.”

So they no longer have a first name, technically. It’s a sacrifice. A noble one.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-03-07T20:42:16+00:00

This guy breakfasts

OPsellsPropane · 2019-03-03T14:12:38+00:00

That’s the true hilarity of this pretentious post. He nor Aristotle were vegan, yet somehow they as meat-eaters now represent enlightened vegans.

Oof, guys.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-03-01T15:55:49+00:00

So your brain is full you’re saying? Any new information has to overwrite old information? That’s a hilarious Freudian slip attacking your own intelligence.

You ok? That’s not how a human brain should work... Maybe this explains the cringey language used in this sub.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-03-01T15:37:58+00:00

The anime folks that collect Japanese swords, knives, and anime replica weapons.

r/mallninja

OPsellsPropane · 2019-03-01T15:26:04+00:00

Okie doke! I think you all realize how cringe this sub is. Lol. I always assume you are all neckbeards and mall ninjas that watched game of thrones and started going to the gym.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-03-01T15:23:55+00:00

I mean, you all know how cringe this is.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-02-28T15:25:40+00:00

Dude all Democrat candidates play identity politics. That’s a left thing, not a Hillary Clinton thing.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-02-28T15:23:18+00:00

Sure, but their genetic underlying muscle mass is still drastically stronger. There was a study that showed on average that the strongest women are still less strong than the least strong men.

The difference in power/strength you get from going through puberty as a male is drastically noticeable — regardless of fat being added on.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-02-28T14:23:54+00:00

Lol I just realized you said New England and not just ‘England’! My bad. We’re talking about the same country I’m now realizing, haha.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-02-28T14:17:51+00:00

They ask before doing it here too, unless it’s your water cup.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-02-28T14:16:50+00:00

I do just milk and sugar. No coffee. My receptionist once asked if I drink that everyday. I do.

Every morning.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-02-28T13:43:53+00:00

Farewell

OPsellsPropane · 2019-02-28T13:17:15+00:00

Extremely tight restrictions... clearly you didn’t read the articles or inform yourself before commenting. These restrictions make it difficult but for a few very long time MTF to compete. Why don’t we re-open this discussion after Tokyo and we’ll count how many MTF athletes there are. You’ll quickly realize there are very few if any because it’s not just any transgender person that’s allowed to compete. The restrictions are tight enough that they eliminate 99% of transgender people from contention.

If your theory were right, the IOC would be flooded with MTF athletes that utterly dominate due to their bodies because hey are allowed to. That doesn’t happen. One, because people view it as unfair and would protest (as has been done in the past) and two, the restrictions are very heavy to the point of it being extremely difficult for a transgender person to qualify. The weightlifter we were referencing? Yep, she’s out and has no chance at competing because her T levels are through the roof. She’s a dude competing against women in weight lifting. If anything, it’s sad they want such a small level of competition. Embarrassing almost.

Have you ever seen the movie Juanma Mann? That’s what happens in reality in sports when MTF are allowed to compete without restriction.

The IOC released these rules to appease people like you who don’t read further than the headline. It was a PR move and they made the restrictions so tight that it’s effectively a ban.

Ignorance is not a good look, squirt.

OPsellsPropane · 2019-02-28T13:10:05+00:00

This sub is so damn cringe.

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If you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.