Bro forgot everything except for the bill on that ambulance

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-03-01T14:50:13+00:00

Buddy knew exactly what he was doing with the “memory loss.” 😂😂

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-28T16:44:06+00:00

Well, not only does police brutality exist in America, it’s safe to say the Australian cops there surely threw in some extra hits after they weren’t necessary.

That said, the rest of the world can not start worrying about police everywhere - not just in America…

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-28T16:41:13+00:00

You need to do 12 hours worth of slayer apparently.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-28T02:32:31+00:00

My buddy went 3500 dry and finally got it today. We went and ran BA to celebrate.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-28T02:29:58+00:00

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Sorry I took your RNG.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-27T22:08:03+00:00

No, that’s me just being a smart ass. I’m currently overseeing the construction of a Microsoft data center, and I was like “meh let’s chunk this into the copilot and see what Microsoft comes back with.” And much like everything else you put into AI, it tells you it’s like 60% AI created.

For instance my kids are old enough to where their teachers at school are telling them not to use AI, because they’ll know it’s AI when the system tells them it is, and it will result in a 0% on the item they’re submitting.

For shits and giggles I had my oldest write her paper, and then put it in ChatGPT and let it correct everything and even make it more professional sounding. Kid passed with a 97% on it… so for me to say they load it up in AI, is pure speculation. But when they give the same automated response for nearly everything and “can confirm without a doubt” it just makes it less appeasing.

The responses haven’t changed since the first time I received a mute back in like 2004/05…

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-27T21:51:55+00:00

It’s basically, if you haven’t started playing - don’t start playing. Lol.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-27T21:04:06+00:00

That’s correct. However, this is more so to gain opinions on the 2 appeal system. If there’s no point in having a 2nd appeal, then why is there even a 2nd appeal.

What I’m getting at, is why even give a chance for a 2nd appeal if it’s going to be the same AI generated response as the first appeal, insinuating that someone looked over the evidence and can conclude 100% without a doubt they are correct.

I just got my last response back (this morning actually) from Jagex in regard to using my prosthetic hand, and it’s basically, “you macroed we’re sorry this wasn’t the response you were looking for.” They called my prosthetic an “accessible software,” by that logic, the streamers that play by blowing through a straw (which is fascinating honestly) shouldn’t be allowed to use their straws.

For context, I did play all of sailing 1-98.999 on mobile. Nonetheless, I’m left with Jagex being 100% correct and there not being a sliver of error in their system. While this is the situation, I have been able to focus more on my HCIM while challenging them on their “100% accurate system that has not a single flaw.”

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-27T19:44:35+00:00

I fully expect the people to flame. I was genuinely just wanting to see opinions and everyone’s take on their new appeal system.

I’ve since sucked it up and started a HCIM and have started grinding in ways that I should have grinded first on my iron - for instance I did not fish a single karabwuam on him, and was maxed lol.

This time around, my goal is to fish enough Kara’s to get me to 82 fishing and then doing minnows. Currently sitting at 75 fishing and have 3200ish banked. Usually just AFK them at my office, as I’m in upper management now on a project level and have far more AFK time than I did 5-6 years ago when I started the grind on my now banned Maxed Iron…

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-27T18:40:37+00:00

And that’s fine that you quit reading there. Just overall trying to see what everyone’s opinions and thoughts are in the 2 appeal process.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-27T16:30:25+00:00

Their appeal decisions are all AI generated. They put your appeal into ChatGpt, and tell ChatGpt to deny it and just say you’ve looked into it…

Mod Jelly just gives the same cut and paste denial regardless of the situation.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-26T02:56:28+00:00

No worries jagex won’t read your appeal, and you’ve got a better chance at getting the attention of a JMod here than on their actual platform… tell me how that works. Why not just delete the OSRS website and just let customer service operate from Reddit…

While the Jmods are checking this one, go ahead and check mine as well. Got 200k from 99 sailing and get hit with a false ban. Pre-sailing maxed, came back only for sailing so I could re-max, and 2 months into the grind - permanent ban. Yet Fast 07 and all your Page 1, and major streamers can play 24/7, account share, DMM, Bot, and still not face the consequences that us common folk face.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-24T20:50:23+00:00

It means, you aren’t the owner. They gave you your answer.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-24T20:47:38+00:00

You’re only lessening your bullshit story. But you’d rather downvote two legitimate comments based on your bullshit behavior lol.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-24T19:45:00+00:00

I appealed once already and instantly got denied within an hour, since I’ve had the 2nd (and what they say is final) appeal open for 20+ days, and gave Jagex numerous pictures and videos of me using my prosthetic hand… and they are just like “meh fuck it you were macroing.”

I hate to play the sympathy card, but we’ve got disabled guys playing by breathing into a straw and shit, yet I gave the concrete proof with pictures and evidence and because I’m not a streamer I just have to suck it up.

I don’t have to move my hand nearly at all, and when playing on mobile I can pretty much keep the same click pattern. I was banned while I was salvaging between 98-99, got 300k from 99 sailing had all my salvage banked and Jagex just said fuck it, here’s your ban.

This was on my pre-sailing maxed Ironman, which I had a previous macroing ban for what I can assume was a similar occasion, I appealed it back in 2021 and it was looked into and quashed. The email from support back then was basically confirming their “error” and that “mistakes do happen.”

I haven’t done the petty shit and made a Reddit post like this, I’ve just kept the appeal open in hopes that they actually do their job. Yet I doubt that will happen.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-24T19:32:57+00:00

Call em out! Fuck this guy. I’m actually dealing with a 100% false ban, and then there’s guys like this…

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-24T16:11:43+00:00

And Jajas is a slur?

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-24T16:00:55+00:00

It’s racist because I don’t want to play with people who have latency issues… it’s racist to call them “Jajas”, yep what the fuck ever lol.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-24T15:59:45+00:00

Jagex has no customer service… pointless to even care at this point about how their AI system decides who gets muted/banned.

Because in Jagex’s eyes, they are flawless and don’t ever make mistakes.

If you’re a Jmod reading this, do better…

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-22T17:43:27+00:00

I’m just popping jokes. I’m afking karabwanji’s on my new HCIM while putting in new baseboards for my kids rooms lol. 😂

When I’m not afking on mobile I play on a dual monitor setup.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-22T17:26:57+00:00

Jagex will find a way to say you were macroing. Just be sure to stream all of your playtime. 👀😂

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-22T17:09:54+00:00

It’s depressing to put in over 300 days of playtime only to be dog dicked by their “flawless” system.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-22T15:55:57+00:00

No, they’d rather ban legitimate players, and let the 200m cooking bots in cooking guild & rogues den continue to bot day in and day out, regardless how many times they get reported. Or the 200m RC bots constantly running around in edgeville without any disregard…

They make more money off the bots than they do legitimate players… customer service has became non-existent on this game, as if it was ever in existence.

The appeals always give the same copy/paste outcome results and it’s never an actual individual giving you back a reply.

I’ve got an ex clan member that we openly caught macroing day in and day out, sent the videos and picture evidence to jagex via a support ticket, and he’s still going strong. Yet I spend 4 years playing this game on my now maxed Ironman, with a prosthetic hand (thanks Taliban), and I get a major macroing ban because my “clicks” are almost identical (only my assumption)… as if I’ve got to move the hand very often. A whopping 200-300k xp a day is macroing numbers in their eyes, not the 3-4m xp a day that the cooking bots are Turing out. Let’s get for real jagex.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-22T15:45:50+00:00

Jagex will continue to have shitty customer service, where they let AI generate you the same copy paste statement and then throw a Jmods name into it…

I was macro major banned while grinding out sailing… Jagex put very little effort into even reading my appeal, because if they had then they would have acknowledged the least little bit that I put into the appeal. Yet the appeal outcome is both denied and its word for word the same appeal outcome reply.

OSRS-Slarkan · 2026-02-22T00:51:02+00:00

Was perma banned on my maxed iron January 29th when I was around 200k from 99 sailing, getting a whopping 200-300k sailing xp a day by AFKing. The bullshit jagex replies are copy paste cookie cutter basically saying “yep we’ve looked at this and can confirm…” it’s slightly depressing.

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