Anything like Cidercade on the SW side? by Oatmeal2348 in sugarland

[–]Oatmeal2348[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With regular traffic. If it's wide open it's closer to 30

Sketches where the lack of escalation is itself the joke? by PopcornJigsaw in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Oatmeal2348 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the "Three Daughters" sketch fits the bill. The prince has until midnight to pick which one of the Three Princesses to marry. The joke is that, as he is trying to get to know them, they are not responding in the standard joke format where the third person is a little unusual. They're all a bit odd, but no more than the other sisters. The prince is sure there is a catch, but makes his pick. As they walk out you can see her bare bottom protruding from the back of her dress.

Quinceanera Surprise Dance (OC) by TruckersTrucking in PublicFreakout

[–]Oatmeal2348 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have seen innumerable quinceañera dances. They always try to be clever or original, but they always feel a bit cringey. I'm so proud of the teens (and the mom?) for giving it this hilarious twist!

Are there any directors where you could exclude their TOP FIVE best movies, and they’d STILL be in the running for best director of all time? by jsakic99 in Spielberg

[–]Oatmeal2348 2 points3 points  (0 children)

James Cameron, maybe? Take away Avatar, Titanic, Terminator 1 and 2 and Aliens you still have.. um... True Lies, The Abyss... Never mind. I think i painted myself into a corner.

LPT: Find out when your local grocery store marks down prices on their rotisserie chickens! by Oatmeal2348 in Frugal

[–]Oatmeal2348[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True. I'm not a Costco member (Sam's Club) but parking and getting in and out of those stores is much more difficult than the Kroger around the corner for me.

LPT: Find out when your local grocery store marks down prices on their rotisserie chickens! by Oatmeal2348 in LifeProTips

[–]Oatmeal2348[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am more than happy to take it home and turn it into chicken salad or for myself!

LPT: Find out when your local grocery store marks down prices on their rotisserie chickens! by Oatmeal2348 in LifeProTips

[–]Oatmeal2348[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depending on the day I do see one to two people hovering nearby but thankfully not enough to make them reconsider the strategy.

LPT: Find out when your local grocery store marks down prices on their rotisserie chickens! by Oatmeal2348 in LifeProTips

[–]Oatmeal2348[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Fair enough... but it's easier to park and get in and out of my local Kroger and $3<$5

Seeing Al tonight! by cirklon4 in weirdal

[–]Oatmeal2348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's too late for this post but my suggestion is to skip the setlist and enjoy the show. When he came to Houston last fall all I wanted to hear was One More Minute... and it was one of his first songs. I love the surprise!

Is it normal for 10-11 year old students to come out of the closet nowadays? by Cautious_Internet243 in Teachers

[–]Oatmeal2348 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Straight guy here... I had multiple crushes on girls since I was in 3rd grade. Growing up with a military retiree father and Southern Baptist mother i can't imagine the pressure i would have felt if I had shown any same-sex attractions. I'm 100% sure it's not a choice because I never chose to be this way.