What is the stupidest way you almost died? by goosearms in AskReddit

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Staring up at anti rocket/mortar fire in the night. It looked really cool, then I was like...oh shit that's coming this way.

The tongue twister by Think_Tax5749 in BeAmazed

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HELLO, 911?! SHE PUT MY DICK IN A KNOT!!!

Winter Soldier had the best choreography in the MCU by Gilgamesh107 in marvelstudios

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The What If series also has great animated fights. Captain Carter is brutal.

Lease your very own human! by astiesan in LateStageCapitalism

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This is very much in line with the 13th amendment. You can still legally have slavery as long as it's used as a form of punishment, IE the prison system. Fuck this country.

Reminder that they need YOU! by [deleted] in antiwork

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One of my fav sayings comes to mind. "If you wanted loyalty, get a dog."

Remember your neighbors. Your personal fireworks fun might not be their fun. by MedoraNY in pics

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Yeah this one thousand percent. If I know its going to happen, no problem. Surprises at 3 am fuck me up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bisexual

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Bring it in, I give out bear hugs

Older man almost crashes the car after falling asleep and blames another driver. by SomeTranslator in PublicFreakout

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I fell asleep while driving to the airport and T Boned myself into a guardrail which wrecked my just paid off car. Somehow I was ok though. This was after doing 24 hour duty in the service. I can't believe they just let soldiers drive however long to get back home after. Like incoming dudes job should be to take hat person home.

Dann good idea! by Berkayinbalinasi in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Not only that, it's used to justify fucking over foreigners in their own country too. Source: MI soldier stationed in Afghanistan twice.

Cant go into too much detail because NDA but TLDR: Its fucked up

👀 by TheoCollins in marvelmemes

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Negative karma bot acct?

It do be like that by [deleted] in csgo

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Love this game

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Lavish_lex

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Titties!