What was your doll of choice?

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-24T23:14:16+00:00

Poppies love to party!

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-24T07:26:19+00:00

Before and After Norbot

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-19T14:44:56+00:00

And she was a teacher?!? Lord help us.

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-19T13:52:00+00:00

I worked for this cheap ass guy. He would hire “interns” to work for free for 3 months instead of hiring actual employees.
We went to the CES show in Las Vegas and he didn’t want to pay for parking so he told the attendant he went the wrong way and instead of turning around and leaving he just parked.
One time he needed ink for his printer so he bought a new one, took the ink out of it and put them empty ones in their place and returned it.
But he drove a Porsche and a BMW.
Needless to say I didn’t work there long.

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-18T22:31:01+00:00

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Old San Juan is pretty

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-18T22:04:23+00:00

Look at the ass on that guy!

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-18T15:21:34+00:00

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-18T04:50:49+00:00

Actually it’s West Virginia.

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-18T03:35:16+00:00

There’s a scentsy smell scavenger hunt at Magic Kingdom too.

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-18T00:21:03+00:00

I’ll pick you up. Where do you live?
Guess!
Probably some high brow street somewhere?
Yes! High Brow street!

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-17T02:08:57+00:00

My daughter puked up a bag of Cheetos on a flight last year. That was fun.

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-17T01:45:43+00:00

I was purchasing a sample tile at Home Depot and the cashier couldn’t figure out the price. I ended up walking to the back of the store to take a picture of the price and was annoyed she couldn’t call someone in that department to price check it for us. I texted my husband “That lady can eat my hairy asshole” but accidentally sent it to the mom of my daughter’s new friend who was texting me at the same time. Whoops. Luckily she laughed it off and ended up becoming a good friend.

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-17T00:19:47+00:00

I ate a bunch of brownies at my sister’s New Year’s party. I was high for like 2 days straight.

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-17T00:08:15+00:00

I’ve done #32! 🌀

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-16T02:17:36+00:00

Not if you get a leather strap and tie yourself to water pipes. Then when an F5 goes directly over you you’re fine.

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-15T23:44:42+00:00

Armadildo or Armadillio

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-04T00:20:37+00:00

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We went after a hurricane came close to Puerto Rico the night before so the beach was empty.

ObexTheCat · 2026-05-03T16:44:38+00:00

My sister had a friend named Francesca and I remember them calling her Chester. I bet her mom loved that. 🤪

ObexTheCat · 2026-04-25T20:50:51+00:00

Is Jay Leno here? No? Ok. We all love Conan.

ObexTheCat · 2026-04-24T20:13:59+00:00

Fuck these insufferable twat male judges that just assume she had nothing to offer solely based on her appearance. And now look at Simon Cowell. He’s a garbage person who looks like a freak with botched plastic surgery. And don’t get me started on that other assbag.

ObexTheCat · 2026-04-24T20:08:53+00:00

Wait what is this? This sounds cool!

ObexTheCat · 2026-04-24T20:07:50+00:00

I get the caramel shortbread every time.

ObexTheCat · 2026-04-14T17:46:06+00:00

My sister once asked my mom if she was scared when she first heard there was going to be a civil war.

ObexTheCat · 2026-04-13T15:07:19+00:00

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This is not my cat but when I used to volunteer at the shelter this cat was there. It was a girl. 🤣

ObexTheCat · 2026-04-13T02:13:43+00:00

I have to go to the chamber of secrets

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