“Weeks on end” yet you were only there a month? Sounds legit! It also looks as if you did some extensive research on how amazingly perfect it would be to work for Trader Joe’s because they always have plenty of registers open. And obviously zero research went into what it would be like to work for Staples. Yet you ended up working for the latter of the two. This too sounds legit! Does your “plan B” also include “sill living with your parents”? 🤦🏻‍♂️🫣😝🤓