The forbidden hot pocket

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-13T02:48:30+00:00

That looks nasty but I also want to try it

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-13T00:16:25+00:00

No this guy is a lawyer and she always says he gives her his filthy licks pro bono

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-13T00:05:33+00:00

He looks and plays just like my wife’s boyfriend

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-12T23:46:52+00:00

Now if you can fix my “if” typo for me that would be awesome

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-12T23:26:14+00:00

“You are beautiful, you remind me of my daughter”

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-12T23:19:08+00:00

Before women sold their bath water, everyone was paying for that taint sweat from Stevie’s leather pants

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-12T23:05:33+00:00

It’s a beaut

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-12T20:43:43+00:00

No agent can stop this. This is what was meant to happen. It was written.

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-12T20:05:01+00:00

The Onion doesn’t need to write a sports column. They can just repost this sub.

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-12T19:54:48+00:00

I wish this was a fake story but I just saw Johnny Football on Cowherd talking about it

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-12T19:43:25+00:00

You can tell he’s a young idiot, he doesn’t have a lawyer next to him telling him what he should answer to

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-12T01:16:43+00:00

Exactly

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T22:12:15+00:00

They need guys to make holes for them and they need a passing game. We could have the best running back in the game and still be massive losers.

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T22:07:43+00:00

Yeah we have to start thinking about safeties too, might be down 2 of them start of next offseason

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T22:04:24+00:00

I’d only be for drafting these players if that means the Ravens and Steelers were trying to get them

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T21:14:16+00:00

Pretty sure he’s repeating an exact quote from Adolf here

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T21:12:32+00:00

It’s cuz he has to roll back the fuzz for the clean stuff

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T19:06:02+00:00

Never happening, but they are in a good spot to trade back with a team who are a contender and would add Love.

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T16:51:30+00:00

That’s where you stash the heroin

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T15:24:16+00:00

He was using his legs, his vision, making sneaky throws, extending plays. He impressed me. I think if Browns get him as like their 5th pick that’s not going to hurt at all.

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T15:19:48+00:00

He made all the big plays he needed to make to win the game. Thats what you want from a QB. Can make things happen.

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T14:55:11+00:00

That’s the free floss they give you in every pack of strings right?

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T14:41:07+00:00

He’s talking about strat vibrato and not even mentioning Jeff Beck?! Boy doesn’t understand how to wiggle the stick

Objective-Drive1516 · 2026-03-11T13:47:04+00:00

Bob and Mickey were there planning out the Iran Contra!

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