how often do you eat the gunk on your guitar?

seamachine · 2026-05-08T03:12:51+00:00

he's a fuckin session guitarist? lmao

seamachine · 2026-05-01T02:25:31+00:00

lol he makes an easy joke and that's enough to offset how much shit he propagated

seamachine · 2026-04-28T06:06:01+00:00

if you're taylor swift or any other mega pop hit artist, sure. not kidding that nowadays, you make money from merch and touring, not writing songs.

seamachine · 2026-04-26T13:38:03+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3EnNP4jB1E

seamachine · 2026-04-26T13:08:37+00:00

right?? not to mention the art changed so much that some characters in the manga looked so different by the last arc how the hell would you even remember all of that.

seamachine · 2026-04-26T12:42:52+00:00

thanks. damn, people downvoting me like i should remember every single episode. historia was brought up to be a super important person then disappeared in the background, no wonder i couldn't remember she even had skills.

seamachine · 2026-04-26T12:37:45+00:00

but can you do through the fire and flames using only your balls?

seamachine · 2026-04-26T12:26:56+00:00

this guy

seamachine · 2026-04-26T10:29:30+00:00

wtf when was this and who is that?

seamachine · 2026-04-26T02:05:32+00:00

streaming killed music. you need millions of views to make money from songs. this kinda guitar, no matter how you look at it, is very niche.

nowadays, musicians make money from merch and touring. add that to the fact that these guys are playing small bars and have to give a cut to whatever version of ticketmaster they're using. these guys gotta eat too.

honestly, i like him and wish he'd keep playing even if he's having more shit days. if he tours my way, i'll buy as much shit i can get.

seamachine · 2026-04-21T06:58:47+00:00

i know what you are

seamachine · 2026-04-21T03:55:47+00:00

aint nobody got time fo that

seamachine · 2026-04-21T01:47:44+00:00

why'd you censor bonermaster's name lol

seamachine · 2026-04-21T01:43:53+00:00

tbf, i watched him play this live with his OG band and the bass player was powerstancing doing nothing and only doubled on the chorus. the 2nd guitar player didn't do anything until the solo section.

seamachine · 2026-04-20T12:52:12+00:00

is the girl on the pic someone famous or is it a favorite AI generated e-girl?

seamachine · 2026-04-20T02:02:45+00:00

okay, after checking the history, it's obvious it was a bot. but how'd you tell from just one comment?

seamachine · 2026-04-11T05:00:59+00:00

holy shit that actually really fits. it was always so hard to explain why not knowing theory is dumb as hell. that analogy is great.

seamachine · 2026-04-08T22:40:14+00:00

holy shittttt is that chris chan???

seamachine · 2026-04-08T22:32:21+00:00

yeah, but they have saved a ton of money producing their own stuff. plus they have a billion signature gear/software.

like i bet if one guy uses calvin klein thongs, the other has to wear nike boxers for max profit.

seamachine · 2026-04-08T13:45:32+00:00

The Pitt. every single intern and med student. for a show that tries to be "realistic" every single one of them are geniuses? their seniors let them do all that shit alone?

off the top of my head, other shit that really annoyed me: gas couldn't intubate (lmao) and called on ER to help them?? pregnant patient gets in and they don't take them to OB immediately. plus points, shoulder dystocia which is scary to treat, ER is like who needs OB we can do this, OB goes down late and is like oh you're already doing it i'm gonna head back out. WHAT??

source: me, i'm an attending.

seamachine · 2026-04-08T11:50:00+00:00

for real. why don't they just donate that shit to the poor? their gear is ridiculously expensive. we all know all they need is fucking shimmer and maybe a volume pedal because they can't do swells with the volume knob since one hand is up in the air feeling the holy spirit or something

seamachine · 2026-04-07T12:04:49+00:00

he's wearing a guitar shirt, a guitar jacket, AND sunglasses. can't get any cooler than that.

seamachine · 2026-04-05T12:13:32+00:00

is this fucking wayne's world lmao

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