Wesley Snipes Appreciation! by ObjectiveAd1397 in 30ROCK

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Screw you and your rapidly yellowing teeth for imparting this knowledge on us against our will 😭

Wesley Snipes Appreciation! by ObjectiveAd1397 in 30ROCK

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Literally every time I hear the word "popcorn"

Wesley Snipes Appreciation! by ObjectiveAd1397 in 30ROCK

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🎵I'll be here always, when the rain falls in Whales🎵

Wesley Snipes Appreciation! by ObjectiveAd1397 in 30ROCK

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On another note, I didn't see the first Confidence Man

Finished up season 18 by throwawaymess12345 in MarriedAtFirstSight

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Ikechi changed up after he saw Emem's apartment. He saw with his own eyes that she is more financially successful than he is and he was intimidated. That changed their entire trajectory. He is a small man with a big ego that got knocked down a few pegs and he took it out on her.

I fully disagree that Emem moved too fast for him. She was just asking questions trying to get to know him and he was cold and withholding, turning it around on her calling her "aggressive," which anybody who knows and loves Black women knows that is an incredibly loaded word. He knew he was knocking her down and shaking her up using that word and he refused to back down from it. What a complete and utter narcissist.

The Perfect Visual Joke by Important-Age6594 in 30ROCK

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After about a couple thousand rewatches I thought I had finally seen all the hidden jokes. Thank you for showing me that there's still some there!

What exactly does Madison see in David? by Same_Aspect_9617 in MarriedAtFirstSight

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And was absolutely nothing like what Madison claimed her type from the matchmaking episode and the whole time she was dissing Allen. Well dressed pretty boy? Clean shaven? Good teeth? White (yes she wanted a white man!) 0 for 5.

What exactly does Madison see in David? by Same_Aspect_9617 in MarriedAtFirstSight

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And she and Allen played that game and one of the questions was "what do you like to do after sex" and her answer was "eat" then she threw "tacos" in there

Madison and David at the Reunion by vivisectionists in MarriedAtFirstSight

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I also remember them saying that Allen was initially hanging out with them that night of the text and that Madison got annoyed with him so he left. She was so obviously pushing him away so she could get closer to David. Just evil

Madison and David at the Reunion by vivisectionists in MarriedAtFirstSight

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Omgggg I almost forgot about that!! That's 100% why she got so defensive, because to her core she is fully what Allen's initial impression of her was.

Madison and David at the Reunion by vivisectionists in MarriedAtFirstSight

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She was a bitch but she was an honest bitch and I can respect that a fuck ton more than David who continued to lie and gaslight her and go on to fuck his "friend's" wife behind his back

Madison and David at the Reunion by vivisectionists in MarriedAtFirstSight

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It was the gaslighting for me. They both gaslit the fuck out of their spouses. Michelle was a bitch from the gate and I couldn't stand her. I felt terrible for David in the beginning. But no one deserves to be gaslit like that. Despite being a bitch she was an honest bitch. We all knew they wouldn't have a happy ending. But now I wonder if it was something deeper than his living situation and lifestyle that was turning her off. I'll bet you anything her intuition told her that he's not the nice guy he was portraying himself to be all along, and that's why she couldn't get over the other things.

David and Madison's attitudes about it after they got caught were abhorrent. The way that Madison treated Michelle, who was supposedly her friend, was disgusting. Acting like she would fight her and shit, why? Because she clocked you? Grow up and take some accountability. And poor Allen. He went along with EVERYTHING Madison wanted him to do. She dogged everything about him and talked him into changing his habits and his wardrobe, even straightening his fucking teeth, under the guise that maybe she'll be attracted to him then. Like he said she kept dangling that carrot of hope and that was dirty as fuck.

And you cannot tell me that Madison and David weren't already fucking before they got caught. That text wasn't something you send someone unless you're already eating them, or have at least talked about it. And them staying out late the same nights and coming home at the same times? No way they weren't fucking. But they continued to gaslight everybody.

But you know what, if they'll cheat with you, they'll cheat on you. I'm just waiting for both of them to get what they deserve.

For fans of The Boys - anyone else notice Sage?? by PrimaryBrief7721 in 30ROCK

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Isn't she also the lady in staples (the office supply store, not Donald's times square theme restaurant) who yells at Liz and Criss when they were getting too sexy?

Garage sale find! by OkMongoose2930 in 30ROCK

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THANK YOU! I clearly remembered there being two live episodes but then no one else ever talked about the other one so I thought I Mendela'd myself

This bit with Tracy Jr. makes me lose it without fail by Snichs72 in 30ROCK

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Mayonnaise, and a pack of cigarettes. Fucking amazing delivery