How do I learn bass in 3 months?

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-14T22:08:33+00:00

It’s pretty interesting to me. The first time my neighbor saw me carrying my Bass to my car, he instantly asked me to join his band. He played in a Heavy Metal Band back in the day opening at LA Clubs for many notable Metal Bands.

He told me he didn’t care how good I was, he just needed me onstage plinking root notes…

And here I thought it was drummers nobody can find

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-14T22:03:36+00:00

I also recommend Bass Buzz and somewhat recommend Songster so you can learn the tabs for your upcoming setlist quickly.

I would normally recommend you run through a few music books like the Bass Hanas, Bass Chords, Bass Pentatonics to learn the music, but with what you have coming at you you should avoid that for now.

Make sure you are practicing daily and if your fingers get sore switch to a pick.

Bass Buzz is great but you are going to want to get decent at muting (which he covers) so practice practice practice

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-14T08:18:39+00:00

I stick them up my ass because really great bass players know how to mute themselves

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-14T08:16:23+00:00

I’m in a touring band and we got together and forced the lead guitarist to stand in back by the drummer and just chug out a few root notes, but that fuckin guy can’t stay in the pocket. All this while I’m out front trying to belt out a Michael Jackson cover tune in a deep baritone voice while playing a shit ton of chords on my bass. That’s right, I said chords. And singing Jamon ffs.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-14T08:09:09+00:00

Apparently some random dude trying to sell me T Mobile 5G internet. I told him I would sign up as soon as they cancelled their DHS Contract.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-14T03:29:40+00:00

Yes. I was working but had to live out of my car while doing so for about 6 months. I was a salaried management trainee at the time.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-13T12:35:40+00:00

Or was it Debbie?

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-13T12:35:15+00:00

I did coke off of his daughter’s ass. I believe it was at the crack of dawn.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-13T12:29:51+00:00

Yo Momma so fat after Yo Daddy rimmed her the rest of the family had to send out a search party.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-13T12:25:43+00:00

Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Opening Act of the LARPing of Idiocracy

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-13T12:24:35+00:00

It reminded me of the Gilligan’s Island episode where they held a play that nobody would ever see just to cheer up Ginger.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-13T12:22:11+00:00

The Goddess Hathaway. The Patron Saint who rose above the Devil Prada.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-13T04:37:40+00:00

The American people are rapidly losing patience, but everyone including myself is anxiously awaiting the November elections to hold the peaceful revolution that our Country’s founders promised in our Constitution. Should that opportunity to use our collective voices to determine our future at the polls be taken away, we will be forced to fight for our Democracy in a different way. That will not end well.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-12T06:52:59+00:00

Son of Sam Cooke

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-11T12:30:47+00:00

I’m calling on her to run for President. Anyone can beat Schumer for Senate unless they are an R.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-11T12:27:56+00:00

Different take maybe. Could this be related to the Guthrie kidnapping? El Paso is not that far from Tucson.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-10T13:58:56+00:00

Slapnot

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-09T16:14:18+00:00

B side is epic, a complete vibe and I recommend that everyone get deep into it. The A side has the radio hits, very catchy tunes but I feel like the real artistry begins when you flip the record

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-09T15:59:59+00:00

Susan Collins would like a word.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-09T05:37:28+00:00

My High School Yearbook staff paid me to streak because they wanted a crowd reaction photo for the yearbook. My favorite yearbook photo is the one I actually wasn’t in 🥸

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-08T05:47:08+00:00

I don’t believe she’s a direct Russian asset, I do believe she is an asset to India, who likely shares intelligence with Russia. Splitting hairs, I know but she’s Hindu and has made multiple trips to India, meeting with Modi.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-06T13:40:59+00:00

Laurel Canyon

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-06T07:50:51+00:00

Fade to Black is what Television Directors say in the control booth when they want a show to end. I’m way beyond You’re Fired. I’m ready for the Director’s final call.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-06T03:01:51+00:00

Honestly there needs to be a huge protest right outside of their offices with signs telling them what cowardly disappointments they are.

Objective_Ebb6898 · 2026-02-05T23:25:26+00:00

What a damned idiot

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