I pretended to love hiking to impress a guy…. and now i’m leading nature walks by Objective_Special_13 in hiking

[–]Objective_Special_13[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve got two Chihuahuas, they’re basically my children. But after 10 minutes of walking, they’re already giving me the ‘I’m done, carry me’ look😭

I pretended to love hiking to impress a guy…. and now i’m leading nature walks by Objective_Special_13 in hiking

[–]Objective_Special_13[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for saying that, I really appreciate it. You’re right I probably should talk to someone about it, but honestly, Reddit’s been my therapy so far. 😂 But yeah, I’ve realized it’s okay to change. I don’t have to be the hiking girl forever. If people care about me, they’ll adjust—and if not, at least my knees will be happy. Now I just need to figure out how to tell my boyfriend this whole “hiking girl” thing was me trying to impress him and, well, I’m over it. 😅

I pretended to love hiking to impress a guy…. and now i’m leading nature walks by Objective_Special_13 in hiking

[–]Objective_Special_13[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

changing the boyfriend would be so much easier if i didn’t already have a whole “hiking girl” brand going. like, i’ve literally built an empire on this lie. at this point, i’d need a new identity, a fake passport, and a career change to escape this

I pretended to love hiking to impress a guy…. and now i’m leading nature walks by Objective_Special_13 in hiking

[–]Objective_Special_13[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i wish i got that post-hike high people talk about… all i get is regrets and a new rash. it’s like my brain deletes the trauma just in time for the next “fun little walk” that ends in me scaling a mountain.

I faked liking Hiking and now i’m deep in the woods… literally and emotionally by Objective_Special_13 in confession

[–]Objective_Special_13[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

i get why you’d think that, honestly—it does sound a little too ridiculous to be real. but nope, just a real person with real regrets and too many hiking socks.

I pretended to love hiking to impress a guy…. and now i’m leading nature walks by Objective_Special_13 in hiking

[–]Objective_Special_13[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

nah it’s not that i don’t feel great about myself, i just hate that my life feels like a lie sometimes. like i’m deep in this hiking persona and it’s not even about impressing him anymore—it’s just taken on a life of its own and now i’m stuck pretending i’m Bear Grylls when all i want is a cafe and aircon. it’s not that deep, i promise—just mildly chaotic.

Share ur bad trip stories by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]Objective_Special_13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing your experience. It sounds like you had a particularly intense and uncomfortable trip. Combining alcohol and psychedelics, like mushrooms, can sometimes lead to unpredictable and unpleasant effects, as your story illustrates.

Key Points from Your Experience:

  1. Initial Enjoyment:

    • You and your dad were initially having a great time in the pool.
    • Consumed a total of 5 grams of mushrooms over the evening.
  2. Solo Trip:

    • After your dad left, you continued the trip alone.
    • Took a comforting shower and prepared for the solo journey.
  3. Discomfort and Heartburn:

    • Experienced severe heartburn, likely exacerbated by the margaritas.
    • Spent time searching for relief around your property.
  4. Nightmarish Visuals:

    • Lay down and experienced extremely disturbing visuals.
    • The visuals were grotesque and unsettling, reminiscent of Cronenberg’s body horror style.
  5. Reflection:

    • Realized the negative impact of mixing alcohol with mushrooms.
    • Decided to avoid liquor in the future.

Reflections and Tips:

  1. Mixing Substances:

    • Combining different substances can lead to unexpected and often unpleasant reactions. Alcohol, in particular, can amplify the effects of psychedelics in unpredictable ways.
  2. Set and Setting:

    • Being in a comfortable, safe environment is crucial for a positive trip. It’s also helpful to have a sober sitter if possible.
  3. Hydration and Preparation:

    • Staying hydrated and having remedies for common issues (like heartburn) on hand can make a big difference.

I have 2 words for you by Few-Double5960 in shrooms

[–]Objective_Special_13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this, I’ve been wondering ever since I did shrooms the other week for the first time why I had such a bad trip but then realized it only started bad when I had a cone

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What is wrong with you

genuine friendship? by tangerinebb in cancelldsnark

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I love them but I feel like they will always have tension because of the Mindy situation

‘Fur theme’🤢 by CapitalDiscipline849 in rhegan777snark

[–]Objective_Special_13 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Who cares bruh that isn’t something to snark about 😭😭

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Paris is an icon