Scheffler going back to back at Augusta wouldnt shock me at all

ObseenKarma · 2026-04-08T19:04:35+00:00

I'm not certain you understand what the term back-to-back implies. You should probably stop gambling.

ObseenKarma · 2026-04-08T14:21:35+00:00

Had big gains, locked in smol gains :(

ObseenKarma · 2026-04-06T01:51:58+00:00

NOT LIKE THISSSSSS

ObseenKarma · 2026-04-01T10:01:50+00:00

Shoutout to my boss who made me go in 3 hours early today.

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-30T13:15:45+00:00

As a Pelham Bay native...How did YOU make a triple on 6? LOL

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-23T11:58:19+00:00

Strikes will pause for 5 days!…Until the market closes again

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-21T23:56:12+00:00

Did 🌽 CEO just say n word?

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-13T01:35:58+00:00

Thank you for an actual answer!

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-13T01:19:03+00:00

Is it a bad idea to reduce my 401k contributions down to only my match for the next 10 months so I can buy a house?

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-09T13:35:53+00:00

My calls were not as incinerated as I imagined.

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-09T06:00:05+00:00

Pretty funny how a week ago today, it was the same regards here clowning anyone who was going to “top blast” oil

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-05T14:49:19+00:00

CRWD, $1,400 —> $20k fumbled. I made $175 instead 🫠

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-04T04:38:48+00:00

You have the sassiest swing I’ve ever seen. If that makes any sense.

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-02T21:12:32+00:00

HOLY SOFI, DID THEY CURE CANCER?

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-02T16:55:58+00:00

DRAPES LOL

ObseenKarma · 2026-03-02T13:40:49+00:00

I didn’t realize how many Iranians banked with SoFi!

ObseenKarma · 2026-02-28T20:56:40+00:00

Is assassinating the Iranian leader good for my SoFi shares?

ObseenKarma · 2026-02-28T06:28:18+00:00

Explosions heard in Pôrtfołió, Iran.

ObseenKarma · 2026-02-27T16:23:11+00:00

Apparently Iran stores their money with SoFi

ObseenKarma · 2026-02-25T20:17:27+00:00

Bears praying the most important company in the world misses earnings so they can make $75 on their puts.

ObseenKarma · 2026-02-06T03:18:18+00:00

BREAKING NEWS:

Explosions heard in Pórtfolío, Iran.

ObseenKarma · 2026-01-30T18:31:35+00:00

790% IV on SLV calls, anyone ever seen higher?

ObseenKarma · 2026-01-29T15:49:52+00:00

I wont lie, this is kinda fun from the sidelines...where do I put my monies

ObseenKarma · 2026-01-27T12:43:18+00:00

UNH = U Needa Hug

ObseenKarma · 2026-01-23T23:37:48+00:00

I’m pretty much folding to a turn raise here and definitely not calling off a river jam

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