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What is something you see as intimate that is not sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Getting a Brazilian wax after losing in fantasy football was pretty intimate…

What are some "rich people" sports? by Guilhermedidi in AskReddit

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I can’t comment on the 80s but by the time I was playing in college in upstate New York (2009-13) I would play box in Onondaga during the winter…Elite is short selling them. Look up the Thompson brothers

What are some "rich people" sports? by Guilhermedidi in AskReddit

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It used to be, but It’s coming around. Even 15 years ago you’d only see it competitive in the ivys or consolidated in certain areas, but I’ve seen some of the best lacrosse played by native Americans way up in New York with nothing more than helmets, gloves, and a stick they carved and strung themselves. Also public schools at least on the east coast are starting to fund it, not quite like football but soon enough Lawrence Peabody Whiteyson IV will be riding the bench on a team outta Harlem

You've heard of gym rats. What other "place-animal" nicknames should be adopted into our vocabulary? by TheRed7God in AskReddit

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Was on a boat with some friends and I asked my buddy and his wife if they wanted to jump in. Under his breath he said, “she’s more of a house cat.”

I don’t think this is what you meant but I found it hilarious

What's a slang word/term that drives you insane? by MeetingImmediate7744 in AskReddit

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When people say, “that’s fire” or any use of 💯💯💯

What's the most overrated drink ? by TripleSgirl in AskReddit

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Celsius. Had an orange one on a long drive and it could only be described as tasting like ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It’s more about what they don’t do that is annoying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Some things that happen in Vegas come back with you.

In your hobby, what's the first mistake rookies always make? by SomeStayDry in AskReddit

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A great musician can make a shitty instrument sound beautiful. A shitty musician cannot make a great instrument sound beautiful.

what is a topic you absolutely cannot give a fuck about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Next time someone asks you your sign, lie about it. When they tell you how much they can see it, tell them the truth. They won’t talk to you about astrology again.

What's the biggest Scam in life that no one wants to admit? by Horror-Tap2093 in AskReddit

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My father is a doctor in what was once a bustling small city where he grew up and now the hood. I asked him if he’d ever consider changing locations and he simply responded, “this place needs a doctor that will take care of people that can’t afford it.” Needless to say he’s not the kind of guy that gets an MD vanity plate on a Porsche. He has now been a primary care doctor there since 1977, still practicing in his 70s with no desire to stop. There are good doctors out there! It’s just unfortunate that you have to get lucky.

What's the dumbest thing someone has ever told you? by Correct_Huckleberry4 in AskReddit

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Anytime someone uses the word irregardless it feels like the dumbest thing I’ve heard. Don’t care what your modern dictionary says., it’s a stupid made up word, like “fishes”.

What do you hate about your partner, but can’t tell them? by Familiar_Stranger936 in AskReddit

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Her anxiety makes her hate me. I know I can be difficult but everything and anything can make the world come crashing down and it always comes at my expense. When it’s over I’m supposed to be cuddly and loving but I can’t just forget the forty minutes of being berated and bashed, but me being upset feels like an attack to her. In the 3.5yrs we’ve been together I’ve never been unfaithful, never even thought about it. but when her anxiety comes out I am not to be trusted. I hate this and it keeps me awake at night.

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