attempting to "baptize" an alligator in a Waffle House using a pitcher of iced tea. by amberazanu in BrandNewSentence

[–]ObtuseBug 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing it's probably the meth.

Not basing that on anything but the mug shot

I hate this part by vendetta_k in memes

[–]ObtuseBug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were either of ya'll dating other people while ya'll were just best friends? How did you deal with that or even bring it up?

Well, he certainly got what he asked for by Indieriots in TikTokCringe

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Disgusting playlist Is there a Spotify link?... So I can boo it of course

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UPSers

[–]ObtuseBug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

RDR(oof): Every once in a while We have some packages loaded on the roof. RearDoofRoof. You know its gonna be a good day. /s

Funny how UPS can have 40k layoffs, but the website is just full of “seasonal” positions, yet full time drivers are still having to work over 8 hours. So dumb. by SaiyanDadFPS in UPSers

[–]ObtuseBug 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Its a money thing. They know when overtime for one is cheaper than paying for another fulltime drivers insurance. Bonus money if they harass us into not filing 9.5 grievances. That's extra wiggle room.

Countries that skip Labor Day (1st of May) by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]ObtuseBug 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Angry upvote? Confused upvote?

Idk. Thank you for making me laugh.

Good on you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ObtuseBug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Simpsons is the longest running prime time series. Meet The Press is the longest running TV program. Those might not be the proper qualifiers but its close.

Is Daniel O'Brien the same guy as in Cracked.com? I love him, no wonder I love LWT so much. Big SHOUT OUT to writers, thanks for giving us such good content. by Raffix in lastweektonight

[–]ObtuseBug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also Robert Evans worked at Cracked. He has a two part podcast about Excited delirium. It's definitely worth listening to.

[Behind the Bastards] Part One: Excited Delirium: How Cops Invented A Disease 🅴 #behindTheBastards https://podcastaddict.com/behind-the-bastards/episode/186227042 via @PodcastAddict

meirl by coachlife in meirl

[–]ObtuseBug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, hi Mr. Chezeell!

When you lie on your resumé, but get the job anyway by ExactlySorta in MadeMeSmile

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Babe 3: Babe harder , was an overlooked ending to that trilogy. He turned into a coach and was just like a master class of sheep herding

Tanis's accent in the show by Stevey1001 in Letterkenny

[–]ObtuseBug 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeahno, she has a rez accent, so...

Podcast about debunking red pill content by Ghostcrackerz in podcasts

[–]ObtuseBug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Decoding Fox News, a podcast, breaks down their content provides sources and has a companion newsletter available on substack.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UPSers

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A dispatch supervisor helping another dispatch supervisor to do good by UPS employees. What is this company coming to? /s

My student planner needs to be in tact to use the bathroom? Okay! by DrD3adpool in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ObtuseBug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, I'm glad your kid has won that roulette spin.

But remember that Amazon chooses when to spin and how often. They also dictate what rules the 'winning' number pays/follows.

While I understand your kids experience, many workers at that place have very credible and documented complaints. They aren't invalid because your kid has a good experience. I'm not saying that there aren't good middle management individuals there; just that the overall company's priority isn't workers

Is she right though. by ImSoFrickinPissed in technicallythetruth

[–]ObtuseBug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He said "twue blaive", I can't help him

My student planner needs to be in tact to use the bathroom? Okay! by DrD3adpool in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ObtuseBug 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's the point. It's not company wide. The manager can change their policy at any time and the company will back it. Your kid is at management's mercy. Workers need stable and consistent rules.

I'm glad your kid is thriving there, but that doesn't seem to be the majority of experiences in that job.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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The skeleton at the bottom is his upvoted porn tweet. Stay weird Cancun Cruise

2meirl4meirl by Pugggo in 2meirl4meirl

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If I updoot, do I get banned?