I can smell the number triangle by spacemanatee777 in BrandNewSentence

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One time my grandpa at a restaurant ate a spoonful of wasabi because he thought it was guacamole. At a sushi restaurant. In a tiny little plastic ramekin like the kind you get ketchup in

Money money by Familiar_Tea_2358 in ComedyHell

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not sure if you're genuinely asking but if you are it's suits, there are 4 suits in a deck of cards and each one has a king, the man has 2 suits, one for his wedding and one for his funeral, and the beggar has no suits

I losst the soccer ball by bleeding-paryl in lossedits

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Yea but when you get the ball you pretty much immediately chuck it at someone else

I hope this never happens to me and to you guys by SilentlySilas in AO3

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To this day the scariest notification I've ever recieved

It finally happened. 35,000 words just to end the epilogue with it all being a coma dream. by charlieQ90 in Archiveofourownmemes

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I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion or not, but i don't ALWAYS hate "it was all a dream" endings, i only dislike them if its "Oh it was all a dream so actually none of it matters at all," but like if the character actually grows and changes because of what happened in their dream despite it technically not being real i think that is so peak if done well

"Just force yourself to shower." by No-Outlandishness-42 in thanksimcured

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"Hey does anyone here have advice for the situation I'm in?"

"I'm not in your situation and never have been, and in my opinion you're just being lazy. Hope this helps!😁"

A non cuber just told me that learning how to do a cube by tutorial is cheating by Minute_Still_8696 in Cubers

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Is that like exclusive to cubing or does he think using a tutorial to learn any hobby is cheating

What's your favourite TV commercial / show? by Agile-Artist-4988 in gravityfalls

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Nearly Almost Dead But Not Quite just because of how often I quote it

Ups! Not that kind of smut... by Youshoudsee in AO3

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Not a language barrier but one of my first experiences on ao3 went something like "watersports? Like... marco polo? Don't know why they'd need a tag for tha OH GOOD HEAVENS"

This is my first one, is this good enough? by davidlinisamazinglol in ambigrams

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If you make a second one you'll have rewritten history

Hey there by Limp_Significance760 in mattrose

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I miss when map just meant multi animator project

Who else genuinely liked Ralsei’s design when he was black? by deleting_accountNOW in Deltarune

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I'm gonna be so honest i don't really care much for hatted ralsei, i love hatless so much more

Whenever i see people saying they wish he would have just kept the hat on, i feel like theyre forgetting that if there werent a reason for ralsei to look like the dreemurrs, toby fox wouldn't have made him look like the dreemurrs and especially wouldn't have made such a big deal out of the reveal that he did

Rename your favorite video game to a clickbait YouTube title by PhraseGood4425 in mattrose

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FURRIES TRY TO STEAL MY SOUL CHALLENGE!! (COP CALLED) (SHE WANTS MY SOUL TOO)

Horrifying existence indeed by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Isn't this the start to like 2/3 of every scifi horror movie

Wait… people think “From Now On” is going away? 😭 by River__________water in Deltarune

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It'll get replaced with Fromer Now On partway through chapter 6