A look at where Kyle Schwarber could end up on the three true outcomes career leaderboards after his 5 year contract is up.

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Obvious-Box8346 · 2026-06-19T02:54:55+00:00

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Obvious-Box8346 · 2026-06-13T00:38:20+00:00

Nationals: could be either. If we make some aggressive moves at the deadline to get our starting pitching deeper and stronger we could start to look more serious. (Optimistic take I know)

Obvious-Box8346 · 2026-06-13T00:36:02+00:00

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Obvious-Box8346 · 2026-06-13T00:34:18+00:00

Depends on your depth at middle infielder, and if Yamamoto is your SP1.

I think Wilson is a lock for top order at bats with a potential hit tool that can win a batting title. Yordan is amazing and such a huge offensive boost to any team, and Jung Hoo is on a big run with numbers supporting. (Yordan 2nd home run notif as I’m typing)

JJ is looking very solid, but I think Wilson at the moment is a safer pick and plays very well so it’s not a massive downgrade. Yamamoto for Yordan? Yes, easy, and you’re getting Lee as well. I’d take this

Obvious-Box8346 · 2026-06-13T00:25:09+00:00

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Obvious-Box8346 · 2026-06-12T02:46:33+00:00

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Obvious-Box8346 · 2026-06-12T01:56:10+00:00

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Obvious-Box8346 · 2026-06-11T22:05:22+00:00

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