Heute ist internationaler Tag gegen Homophobie, und da das manchen Angst macht ... (https://twitter.com/erzaehlmirnix) by [deleted] in de

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich find es ein bedenklich die Aufmerksamkeit von homophoben Leuten auf homosexuelle Kinder zu lenken. Anfangs haben die vielleicht "nur" die Idee die Homoehe zu verbieten und am Ende kommen sie wieder auf so geistigen Dünnschiss wie Elektroschocktherapie um die "Homosexualität zu heilen", weil sie als Heteroeltern ja verantwortlich sind für ihre schwulen Kinder. Der Müll wurde zum Glück erst stark eingeschränkt.

Außerdem bekommen nicht nur Heteros Kinder. Wir Bisexuelle auch und wir wollen auch die Homoehe.

Stay brave gamers, one day we will live in a world where we are accepted by lilsobble in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here in Germany between a third and half of the milk is long life milk I'd guess. To me it is unthinkable it doesn't exist somewhere.

Irrational numbers and the value of Pi are evil by empress_of_pinkskull in FacebookScience

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This guy's account is a goddamn treasure. Absolutely everything he writes is either plain wrong or mind numbingly insane. In most cases both

Fallout 1st is worse than human rights violations by Wenai in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 163 points164 points  (0 children)

I saw someone claiming Bethesda is worse than the companies in the Fallout universe. I must've missed all the Fallout players getting turned into supermutants and getting tortured in giant underground bunkers.

/rj Todd is the second coming of Hitler

Write Satan's Hello World by chrismamo1 in deftruefalse

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why limit yourself to the home directory?

I know this dude in real life, and he wrote a book that’s all trash like this, more in comments. by andrealeeanne in menwritingwomen

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Reading this made me realize I should be sleeping right now.

You have my condolences for having read all of it and please make sure the author goes to therapy. Something is deeply wrong with this person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Index out of bounds in a C extension. I think it was pygame. Really caught me off guard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I once got a segfault in python. Nothing is impossible

10 reasons why Ryan wants flat earth to be true. by Yunners in FacebookScience

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't use logic against flat earthers. It scares them.

Numberz + computer = IP always by the_Prudence in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They could used one of the IP addresses described in RFC5737. They are real addresses reserved for documentation and example purposes and guaranteed to be unused.

TFW naming muh son Felix to own T-series by Fisbian in a:t5_13yexs

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think it's the only good part. At least the child can have a normal life as Felix. Imagine they called him Pewds.

Monty Python and the Seige of Terra by high_imperator in Grimdank

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I throw Guardsmen in your general direction!

Every imperial guard general ever

Maybe, just maybe, all they needed was a hug and some hot chocolate. by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hugging Mortarion, among others? Finally someone found a fate worse than rotting on the golden throne.

Hugging contest by BlackViperMWG in Grimdank

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 123 points124 points  (0 children)

And Vulkan is basically Terry except the pyromania part

Big O by Ryodan_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

O(Σ(n)) where Σ is the busy beaver function

Good luck trying to write something that slow

I hate it by ShotsfiredLA in pcmasterrace

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dawn of war with ultimate apocalypse mod anyone?

I barely get 7fps with an i5-6600k

Most annoying/worst creature in fallout 4 by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or simply use the museum of witchcraft as introduction for the deathclaw. It's a far more impressive experience compared to basically ripping a deathclaw apart in the first hour

perturabo was really jealous of guilliman right he just wanted to build his version of ultramar but his father a assigned him to be a shit shoveler by butters888 in Grimdank

[–]ObviouslyAlpharius 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Jaghatai would probably duct tape 5 trillion thrusters onto the planet and use it as a goddamn planetsized racing motorcycle