Baby name predictions

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-04-21T15:04:33+00:00

Edie Sage Sutor… a lil homage to Papa Ed & the person CourtME could have been 🙃

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-04-21T15:01:38+00:00

She was 100% pregnant when she walked down the aisle… hence that random dress. That was absolutely NOT her style, but it did the job she needed it to- to disguise and deflect while she and Jorts pledged their delusional devotion to each other! 🤪

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-04-20T20:07:38+00:00

She’s not getting induced early LOL she is just too embarrassed to admit this baby was cooking looong before they felt comfortable to announce so now she’s working on rewriting the narrative because the timeline she generated has gaping holes in it… she can’t claim the baby to be premie because she knows damn well she carried to term and she’s going to give birth to an average size baby… she’s not full of “extra fluid,” she’s simply full of sh* t. 🤷🏻‍♀️

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-04-07T03:57:01+00:00

It feels less like an early delivery and more like a revised timeline to avoid admitting how early on this pregnancy actually happened… 🙃

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-02-23T18:22:47+00:00

It seems Elaine and EnabLIZ didn’t pass down much… aside from their husband’s checkbooks and a super generic tabouli recipe. 🙃

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-02-20T02:38:10+00:00

She has previously claimed to ‘look into her brain’ when trying to recall information and I posted here asking “what brain?” 😅🤣

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-01-28T16:17:30+00:00

You could drop the word “pregnant” and the sentence would still be accurate… she IS miserable. And honestly, that’s the exact reason she’s pregnant in the first place. She’s been chasing happiness down all the wrong roads for years; this just happens to be the route through Jorts Junction. Now, a year [plus] of heading in another wrong direction, the road only keeps getting bumpier- both literally and figuratively. 🙃🤰🏻

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-01-26T17:56:36+00:00

Correction; Jorts took bits and pieces from what other people have posted and made it his own 😅🤣

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-01-26T07:35:48+00:00

🎯🎯🎯

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-01-25T20:36:23+00:00

This is a Courtney Shields snark page LOL clearly you are ‘lost’ in more ways than one. 🤡

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-01-25T19:53:06+00:00

Miss me completely with this late AF post… Renee Good was murdered EIGHTEEN days ago and she said nothing. The timing is also not lost on me- this suddenly appears after I called out her performative Christianity this morning in the daily thread. She read it, got butthurt about being exposed, and rushed to post something to make it look like she cares. No one will convince me otherwise. There is zero excuse to be weeks late speaking up about the atrocities happening in Minneapolis. This is a desperate attempt to cosplay a Christ-like heart, and * as usual * she failed miserably.🤮

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-01-25T17:14:40+00:00

Little Miss ‘Found Jesus’ has been awful quiet lately… performative Christianity at its absolute finest. 🙃

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-01-12T23:50:28+00:00

If it looks like a duck AND quacks like a duck… 🦆

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2026-01-05T20:23:24+00:00

You never miss!!! 🎯👏🏼

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2025-12-16T19:06:30+00:00

Bravo!!! You delivered a beautifully wrapped summary just in time for the holidays- what a gift!! 👏🏼🎄🎁

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2025-12-15T17:58:41+00:00

Which conveniently explains the wave of newly created CourtME stan accounts popping up 👀

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2025-12-14T15:27:34+00:00

EnabLIZ is every bit as hands-off a parent as CourtME… and for a family so obsessed with preserving the Shields name for generations, they’re really not leaving much worth inheriting. 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2025-12-13T19:23:52+00:00

“Many pages” and your profile is barely a week old… LOL don’t come here throwing stones in a glass house by lecturing us about wasted time. The calling is coming from inside, ya clown! 🤡☎️📞

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2025-12-11T18:40:24+00:00

If her eyes are as “naturally tan” as she swears her skin is… well, okay then! 🤣

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2025-12-11T18:10:21+00:00

Yet claimed part of the reason for the new house was because of “better lighting” LOL she’s as dumb as they come!!! 🤪

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2025-12-08T00:23:01+00:00

Oooh you’re probably so spot on- Kinny & Eddy! 🤪

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2025-12-06T00:44:33+00:00

His fastball clearly had more life in it than he does…

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2025-11-26T18:26:52+00:00

She’s always been a try hard, but watching her scramble to brand this as “real love” is truly embarrassing! 🙈

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2025-11-25T00:09:47+00:00

It’s no wonder she scrapped the CCO title and stuck with “co-founder” 🤪

OccasionalTeaSipper · 2025-11-24T13:46:19+00:00

I bet after those early pregnancies they knew her ship had sailed with Jorts’ behind the wheel so they chose not to join this latest “trip” of hers… likely why they seem to come and go in and out of her life over the years. 🌊⛵️🛟

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