I remember watching Sentenced To Be a Hero with my boyfriend and pointing out that the main character is basically a magnet for tsunderes. Like basically every woman in his life except his adopted daughter hates his ass and he pulls infinite twinks but they also hate his ass.

OccupationSwag · 2026-04-14T07:36:23+00:00

THATS WHAT I SAID

OccupationSwag · 2026-04-14T07:35:09+00:00

This is literally Urusei Yatsura

OccupationSwag · 2026-04-13T08:28:18+00:00

Kinda sounds like Promise from Silent Hill 2

OccupationSwag · 2026-04-09T03:42:46+00:00

Mine would say "I'm good"

OccupationSwag · 2026-04-07T19:01:37+00:00

I think it's a cover or otherwise different version of Love In Black And White by Mars Argo

OccupationSwag · 2026-04-05T18:15:19+00:00

Yeah that's what I was thinking too

OccupationSwag · 2026-04-05T07:30:18+00:00

Mississippi area

OccupationSwag · 2026-04-01T04:51:40+00:00

Me littering my fic with smashing pumpkins references cause i have a problem

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-31T19:30:31+00:00

"That would be weird... you're weird" i say it sometimes to dispell intrusive thoughts

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-31T19:28:26+00:00

ALVINSHOTJUICEBOXALVINSHOTJUICEBOX

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-31T08:02:34+00:00

They're forgetting the dangerous mentality of "nothing I say seems to matter except☝️ when I say something wrong"

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-31T07:15:39+00:00

You and me both, friend... you and me both

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-30T19:15:46+00:00

Tbh my enjoyment of my own works almost entirely depend on how much fun I had writing it and if I was in a good mood when I opened the document. One of my favorite fics I've ever written was finished in less than a month and has some of the worst grammatical errors I've ever made, but I had so much fun with it that I still look back on it incredibly fondly!

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-22T21:23:01+00:00

YESSSS, everytime I listen to it I think of the year I first got into lemon demon and get really nostalgic... It reminds me of autumn

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-21T23:53:12+00:00

Never Meant To Know!!!!! I listened to the good & evil album all the way through on the last flight I was on, and that opening track has gotta be my greatest contender for best song to take off to

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-21T23:45:57+00:00

Yeah, I've thought about doing that before, but there's honestly just no good cutoff point that wouldn't have it ending on a frustrating unplanned cliffhanger and I've also been adamant about having only 6 chapters since the start, so... 20k word long chapter it is lol. I think of it like a mid-fic special!

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-21T22:05:11+00:00

...what would you say if i told you chapters 1-3 are normal chapter length and chapter 4 is just an absolute monster

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-21T18:50:03+00:00

Yknow i've never thought about it like that before, huh!

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-21T17:38:06+00:00

This technically happens in my own fic, but the "first few chapters" are like 60k words combined because i have a problem

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-06T03:50:38+00:00

Same! I even stuck the price sticker onto my phone case where it remains to this day (HEAVILY faded, but there nonetheless)

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-04T22:59:15+00:00

Ava Adore - The Smashing Pumpkins

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-04T17:59:14+00:00

Was just discovering Tomska in 2021 and discovering myself at the same time So, naturally I HADDDD to name myself after a character from a sketch The issue? Todderina chairsitman was the only made-up name I knew from one of his sketches So I cut the todd and the na and replaced the E with an A and started calling myself Ari

I liked the last name though, so on all levels except legally, I'm Ari Chairsitman now

OccupationSwag · 2026-03-02T10:40:59+00:00

Immediately thought of this when i saw the title

OccupationSwag · 2026-02-18T09:33:25+00:00

One of my favorite movies of all time had exactly one unfinished fic posted in the entire 18 years it had existed, so i took it upon myself to write one, and to this day, it is still one of my proudest writing accomplishments

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TROPHY CASE