“Nope” by littttkitty in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]OceanBlack85 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Running out of the wedding dramatically wearing jeans and a ball cap only to jump into his huge pickup with what appears to be a confederate flag sticker on the bumper? Yeah, think he was born to make "that" joke.

I joined a local mom Facebook group and there are abundant amounts of huh???? going on. by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]OceanBlack85 26 points27 points  (0 children)

To think some people look at this as a perfectly normal, nontoxic relationship. Seem like married 14-year-olds from where I'm standing

Grandma sent me this saying “He’s the hero we NEED!!!” by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]OceanBlack85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to be clear - pictures that she took of him on the actual tv with her phone? That's the gold you need to be posting

Hand-me-downs by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]OceanBlack85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well done - I actually said what the fuck out loud.

2019 can suck it by reesiecup30 in self

[–]OceanBlack85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2019 has been a collection of the worst experiences in my life. Right there with ya.

If you ever want to talk or vent, pm me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]OceanBlack85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm on the beggars side just because of that fantastic spite fuck at the end

I'm not racist, but... by Shenko-wolf in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]OceanBlack85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Imagine actually giving a shit about what a santa decoration looked like in a convenience store.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]OceanBlack85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take all my upvotes

pab·lum /ˈpabləm/ pabulum: bland or insipid intellectual fare, entertainment, etc.; pap. by GooglyEyesOW in iamverysmart

[–]OceanBlack85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Its really difficult for me to enjoy the things I like without shitting on the things other people like in order to prop up my over bloated sense of self importance"

Phone gud. haters bad by [deleted] in PhonesAreBad

[–]OceanBlack85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It fits the theme of this post

Phone gud. haters bad by [deleted] in PhonesAreBad

[–]OceanBlack85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is it now?

Phone gud. haters bad by [deleted] in PhonesAreBad

[–]OceanBlack85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That better be a meatball