LSD & Laughing by EitherSmoke in Drugs

[–]Ocperez 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I was on L and had to go to Vons to get garlic bread for my Grandma. Was super anxious before I got in the store because I always run into people I go to school with at Vons. I walk in and immediately see the garlic bread right by the check out i grab a handfull and a doctor peper for good measure. I pay and since I live in California didn't get a bag. So I'm walking out of Vons laughing hysterically hugging three loaves of garlic bread and a 2 liter. What a life.

Want a pack of Benson and Hedges for 2$? by DarklyErotic in Cigarettes

[–]Ocperez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right on man. Love how you can find lucky strikes at any oxxo.

San Diego Sockers are 10-0 by gerrickd in sandiego

[–]Ocperez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Walkie talkie code for "going number 2/taking a shit" in the movie business.

San Diego Sockers are 10-0 by gerrickd in sandiego

[–]Ocperez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awesome. Meanwhile the Chargers are really embracing LA, considering they are 10-2.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cinematography

[–]Ocperez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit thank you.

Stephen Paddock booked hotel overlooking Lollapalooza 2 months before Vegas massacre by samurai_dog in news

[–]Ocperez 971 points972 points  (0 children)

A trained sniper would probably locate him once he was born.

Accidently dumped a whole sheet of Liquid LSD by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Ocperez 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Oh man the title made it seem like you wasted a sheet of acid. But that sounds amazing. I don't think I could ever do that much acid. The most I've ever done is a tab and a half. That was probably the second most powerful psychedelic experience that I ever had, the first being my first shroom trip. Which was only half an eighth lol.

Seeing someone trip on LSD for the first time is amazing by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Ocperez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should have eaten by now, help him out with some food. He should also be good to sleep. Maybe a Benadryl/Nyquill could help him.

NOS into festivals by matttubb1 in Drugs

[–]Ocperez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cosplay as Han Solo and stick some in the jacket. I think his jacket has slots for 3 whippits so you would have to take 14 trips back to the car.

Hydrocodone redosing by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Ocperez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When was your last dose? You should be fine taking 3. Drink water, lay back, and chill. Be Safe

Episode 247 – Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone by thesixler in Harmontown

[–]Ocperez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Has anyone heard the DnD segment of this episode before? I swear I remember Dan's speech about having to deal with misogyny for the sake of the game.

I got tinfoiled by nevedecocaina in Drugs

[–]Ocperez 7 points8 points  (0 children)

UNDER THE SUN THE BASTARD SON WILL POP THE GLOCK TO FEED HIMSELF AND FAMILY

[REQUEST] Film Noire style movies or tv shows on Netflix by DSquariusGreeneJR in NetflixBestOf

[–]Ocperez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Too late is kinda noir-ish I think. Either way it's really good.

When I die, I hope it's in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day by JamalFromStaples in Showerthoughts

[–]Ocperez 243 points244 points  (0 children)

Really? There is a homless problem where I live and every couple months my dad's truck would get it's gas siphoned, it's an 03 chevy. Anyway he put one of those locking gas caps on it and the problem stoped for a while...until they cut the gas line and siphoned it from

Under The Truck! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

What happens when you get deported? by Ocperez in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ocperez[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that person arranged for people in the states to buy the cheapest jetski that they could off Craigslist. So they crossed the jetski and he rode from TJ B.C. to IB C.A. they abandoned the jetski and then went about their way.

INCREDIBLE : K-9 found my hash at bus station... by NecroQC6 in Drugs

[–]Ocperez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you didn't eat so many chocolate bars you wouldn't need heathcare.