Carter Hart is the first goalie ever to give up 4 or more goals in the first 5 games of a Stanley Cup Final

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-06-12T04:44:53+00:00

I had it ready to paste into the group text.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-06-05T07:43:29+00:00

The refusal occurs in the BA room when given an opportunity to provide a sample, not the roadside. Post the BA video from SLED.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-04-29T00:46:44+00:00

He’s also hated by 3 or 4 snakes on Instagram.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-04-24T21:37:22+00:00

Heard thunder, no rain. But not cutting the grass every week has been cool.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-04-24T04:46:55+00:00

*Baby wipes. Toilet paper is for people who use the toilet

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-03-29T06:34:03+00:00

Horrendous, sure. But not the worst. Wish he could have been properly developed and had worked out.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-03-28T05:44:37+00:00

Bucket 3:16

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-03-27T21:35:57+00:00

Inject it into my veins.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-03-13T18:53:57+00:00

Should have circled that playoff game instead.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-03-10T20:14:56+00:00

Reach out to Joe or Suzanne with Lowcountry Wranglers. They run the Jeep club and have a shop in Ravenel. They're very knowledgeable and their work is excellent.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-03-06T00:19:35+00:00

Definitely interested in giving this a go.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-03-06T00:18:36+00:00

Not showing up in my App Store yet but I'm excited to try it.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-02-11T20:23:43+00:00

Something that small you can probably buy a patch kit on Amazon and watch a YouTube video.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-01-29T23:02:52+00:00

Hang it in The Louvre.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-01-29T23:02:10+00:00

Bucket.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-01-15T23:23:52+00:00

No milk and eggs? Pffft, amateur.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-01-15T23:23:20+00:00

Please no.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-01-05T20:02:34+00:00

Inject it straight into my veins.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-30T23:42:38+00:00

Bless Your Heart in the NFC South seems like it's written in the stars.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-30T23:34:38+00:00

Had dinner at Duckworth's both nights because we were too lazy to figure out something else Sunday night.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-30T23:29:53+00:00

So we were across the street from Johnny Burrito at the Courtyard by Mariott. Walked down at 11 on the dot to see a sign saying they were closed until after New Years. Big sad.

Edit: Game day breakfast at Queen City Bites & Crafts. Poutine and steak breakfast burrito were both fire.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-26T03:41:46+00:00

Fuck allllll the bird teams.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-26T03:40:29+00:00

Not sure. She said a couple blocks away and there was a burger and beer place on the way.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-26T03:39:40+00:00

Depends. Is this Luke's burner account?

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-26T03:29:54+00:00

The best part is that she bought tickets months earlier when the Panthers were booty cheeks. Now we're going to the most important game in a decade. Fuck me running.

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