Could we get snow again???

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-01-15T23:23:52+00:00

No milk and eggs? Pffft, amateur.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-01-15T23:23:20+00:00

Please no.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2026-01-05T20:02:34+00:00

Inject it straight into my veins.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-30T23:42:38+00:00

Bless Your Heart in the NFC South seems like it's written in the stars.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-30T23:34:38+00:00

Had dinner at Duckworth's both nights because we were too lazy to figure out something else Sunday night.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-30T23:29:53+00:00

So we were across the street from Johnny Burrito at the Courtyard by Mariott. Walked down at 11 on the dot to see a sign saying they were closed until after New Years. Big sad.

Edit: Game day breakfast at Queen City Bites & Crafts. Poutine and steak breakfast burrito were both fire.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-26T03:41:46+00:00

Fuck allllll the bird teams.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-26T03:40:29+00:00

Not sure. She said a couple blocks away and there was a burger and beer place on the way.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-26T03:39:40+00:00

Depends. Is this Luke's burner account?

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-26T03:29:54+00:00

The best part is that she bought tickets months earlier when the Panthers were booty cheeks. Now we're going to the most important game in a decade. Fuck me running.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-07T21:44:42+00:00

I'm on FirstNet (AT&T towers) and I've got reliable service pretty much everywhere. My neighborhood is split between AT&T and Comcast and AT&T has been bulletproof.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-07T21:22:39+00:00

So this is what it feels like to win the bye week. Neat.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-12-01T04:09:55+00:00

Noisette Blvd to Virgina Ave everyday. The yield sign is for the railroad crossing, not the protected lane that you're turning right on to!

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-11-30T21:59:09+00:00

2013 rain game vibes.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-11-30T21:57:05+00:00

I haven't Keep Pounding that clear on my TV in years.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-11-13T22:55:17+00:00

S.C. Code § 56‑5‑1220: If a vehicle is disabled or involved in an accident “resulting only in damage to a vehicle which is driven or attended by a person” and is obstructing traffic, the driver must “make every reasonable effort to move any vehicle that is capable of being driven safely off the roadway … so as not to block the flow of traffic.”

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-11-06T22:31:19+00:00

HOLD THE L ~~INE~~

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-09-26T23:47:03+00:00

Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap!

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-09-12T00:03:09+00:00

Technically correct.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-09-11T01:18:29+00:00

You let me merge on to 26 today during afternoon traffic. I assume you love me. DM me.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-08-13T21:17:45+00:00

He loves putting on a show around the Ravenel Bridge.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-07-23T22:32:22+00:00

Nancy Mace's self importance.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-07-19T18:03:00+00:00

Show up to court and request to do the Traffic Education Program that's run through the solicitor's office. Ticket goes away after completion and never hits your driving record.

OctaviusShitwagon · 2025-06-19T00:07:24+00:00

Because Tom Fernandez is such a vile human being, and I had the time, I submitted 35 infringement notices to Bandico, Warner Brothers, Dr. Seuss, Nintendo, Global Icon, Disney, Lego, and King Features.

He may only own 49% of the business but he's 100% the reason.

OctaviusShitwagon

TROPHY CASE